[UPDATED] How to survive in eRussia if you are an American
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See English text below.
Всем доброго дня!
В настоящий момент, в виду войны, в нашей стране оказалось много англоговорящих людей. При этом большая их часть является гражданами еРФ в виду того, что их не предупредили перед регистрации о том, что часть американских штатов входит в состав нашей страны. Называть меня редиской и мазать говном можете тут. Здесь прошу всех быть вежливыми
How to survive in eRussia if you are an American.
Hello, in this article I want help those who is here, in eRussia, but don't know what to do and where to go. I do it because I believe, that people should help other people without taking a glance on politics and war. All of us are victims of war with only one difference - someone was luckier
So, no more babbling - only useful information goes next:
The main things in this game for newbies
Read wiki if you have any questions. You can find any information about the game there.
[UPDATE] Pay attention to this really great game tutorial in English.
Also you should read this short article - it's about how to read news from USA.
Situation #1 - "You are here but you want to leave"
If you decide to leave eRussia, you can get in touch with US governmental company "Flying Unicorn" - don't pay attention to the location of this company, they are always chasing best prices for oil to reduce the price of the tickets (as I think).
They will give you two tickets and explain how you can move to the eUSA via neutral country.
[UPDATE] One more useful article you can find here - (link)
Also you can apply for a eUS mentor here by filling in a simple form.
Situation #2 - "You are here and you want to stay"
At first I want to say, that not everyone understands english speech and loves foreigners, so be ready sometimes to be understood in wrong way. And for the God's sake try to avoid using google translate - Russian text it generates sounds really awful.
[UPDATE] First you should do is to go to the region with Q5 hospital (Kaliningrad or Moscow and Central Russia) - it will let you get wellness.
If you decide to act as a citizen of eRussia you can feel free to contact SupportService or HabraSupport for any kind of help (food, gifts, tickets, information). Honestly, I'm not sure about how fast the reaction on your request will be if you will ask a question in English, but I'm sure it will be
If you are not going to move out from eRussia even if states witch are belongs to eRussia nowadays will be eUSA again - pay attention to MoredanKantose he is English speaking man with his own party (The Cossacks) - they are nice to foreign people.
[UPDATE] Situation #3 - "You are here but you want to leave anywhere else but not to eUSA"
Find way to eAustralia
- they are English speaking country
- they have more jobs than they have people.
- they have wargames and two Q5 hospitals (located in Victoria and New South Wales)
I will add more useful information if it will be necessary or if someone will ask me to add something.
Best regards.
Если у Вас есть что добавить - не стесняемся об этом говорить
Vote for this article to let all Americans see it in the national top!
See English text below.
Всем доброго дня!
В настоящий момент, в виду войны, в нашей стране оказалось много англоговорящих людей. При этом большая их часть является гражданами еРФ в виду того, что их не предупредили перед регистрации о том, что часть американских штатов входит в состав нашей страны. Называть меня редиской и мазать говном можете тут. Здесь прошу всех быть вежливыми
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How to survive in eRussia if you are an American.
Hello, in this article I want help those who is here, in eRussia, but don't know what to do and where to go. I do it because I believe, that people should help other people without taking a glance on politics and war. All of us are victims of war with only one difference - someone was luckier
🙂
So, no more babbling - only useful information goes next:
The main things in this game for newbies
Read wiki if you have any questions. You can find any information about the game there.
[UPDATE] Pay attention to this really great game tutorial in English.
Also you should read this short article - it's about how to read news from USA.
Situation #1 - "You are here but you want to leave"
If you decide to leave eRussia, you can get in touch with US governmental company "Flying Unicorn" - don't pay attention to the location of this company, they are always chasing best prices for oil to reduce the price of the tickets (as I think).
They will give you two tickets and explain how you can move to the eUSA via neutral country.
[UPDATE] One more useful article you can find here - (link)
Also you can apply for a eUS mentor here by filling in a simple form.
Situation #2 - "You are here and you want to stay"
At first I want to say, that not everyone understands english speech and loves foreigners, so be ready sometimes to be understood in wrong way. And for the God's sake try to avoid using google translate - Russian text it generates sounds really awful.
[UPDATE] First you should do is to go to the region with Q5 hospital (Kaliningrad or Moscow and Central Russia) - it will let you get wellness.
If you decide to act as a citizen of eRussia you can feel free to contact SupportService or HabraSupport for any kind of help (food, gifts, tickets, information). Honestly, I'm not sure about how fast the reaction on your request will be if you will ask a question in English, but I'm sure it will be
🙂
If you are not going to move out from eRussia even if states witch are belongs to eRussia nowadays will be eUSA again - pay attention to MoredanKantose he is English speaking man with his own party (The Cossacks) - they are nice to foreign people.
[UPDATE] Situation #3 - "You are here but you want to leave anywhere else but not to eUSA"
Find way to eAustralia
🙂
- they are English speaking country
- they have more jobs than they have people.
- they have wargames and two Q5 hospitals (located in Victoria and New South Wales)
I will add more useful information if it will be necessary or if someone will ask me to add something.
Best regards.
Если у Вас есть что добавить - не стесняемся об этом говорить
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Бедные Американцы, конечно нужно им помочь остаться в еРоссии )
добавить надо информацию по зарплатам и ценам, а то вдруг решат уехать, а их не предупредили.
имперский подход 🙂
пропаганда, у нас все равно лучше? 🙂 Хорошее дело.
ПодГол
Над английским надо работать 🙂 А начинание хорошее.
For Situation #1 - "You are here but you want to leave" please bear in mind that the salaries in the "American sector of the USA" are much lower than in the "Russian sector of the USA"
Dear American people in Russia! If you want to help USA, help us to
capture last USA states 'cos we can sing peace contract only after capturing all of them. You will train in battles and gain experience and then after peace contract just become USA citizens back, but much powerfull as if you dont attack USA before.
Sorry for my bad english.
This is true eMikeRu... I've been enjoying working and actually being able to afford good food for a change! I will be somewhat sad when the states are returned and I am again earning enough to barely buy Q1 food.
Kirby Peawauket
AHAHAHAHAHAA
omg i can't believe americans are that ignorants 😃 im happy that you lost this war
What is ignorant about that? I am stating that my quality of living has improved since Russia captured Illinois.
He is a troll, don't pay attention on them.
eRussia has people who can help, it's not that bad here.
What is written in article is not precisely the truth. Most of Russians are friendly and helpful to Americans, who decide to stay here. Support service and similar organizations answer within 24 hours and they almost always help newborn sitizens regardless to the language they speak. Managers of companies are usually glad to see americans, if they work with 90+ welness.
So, if you were born here and you don't want to go to US of America, or you want to come to eRussia and stay here, you are very welcome.
P.S. Auther, stop writing this fallacious and decadent articles.
Voted & Subscribed.
Excellent advice. Voted.
move to eAustralia
i hope this helps those people
All americans to prison!
Kinit, too fat
Why prisons? Apartheid would be enought... I think at least 10% of players are in the game just to win a war with america. Dream on, loosers. 😛
can anybody help me?
my wellness is only 9
Enjoy your fantasy world. In real life, Russia would be reduced to a nuclear wasteland before your soldiers even got dressed.
It is nice of you to put this out, and you write English very well. One problem I spotted though: "Pay attention to this really grate game tutorial in English." They sound the same, but the grate/great you used is like a metal covering over a vent or sewer. You want to use great, which means better than good.
That is, assuming you're Russian, not a native English speaker, with a typo. lol
Regarding the better wages in eRussia than the eUS, well there is no surprise there. eRussia just acquired a ton of companies, but as people move out there is a gap between the number of jobs and the number of workers. The exact opposite is happening in the eUS, as refugees flood the streets, resulting in more workers than jobs. Supply and Demand set the wages. Before Cali fell wages were comparable, but with all those people moving out east wages have tanked in the eUS.
Budro O'Malley, in RL everything will be destroyed by nuclear weapon in case of war 😉
BTW, when one soldier sleeping one more is awake 🙂
Project Arc, thank you for your words!
Shit I shoulda contacted flying unicorn! I spent freakin 80 USD just to get one moving ticket thats 8 RUB wtf XD
im moving to Florida. Hopefully the DOD wont screw that one up too.
"Dont do anything. NJ has a big wall it should hold." Idiots.
Thank you very much for this article! You show great generosity when you do not have to! This was most unexpected!
regards,
Mathias Wolfe
Fuck you Russia
Wolverines!
come to sunny eAustralia. we are neutral. with lovely wargames and the major religion is Cozlam.
Arg. I was in New Jersy when if fell. Now i'm a Prisnor of war. What to do. I still want to fight peace and free my country. but I don't know what the best way to do that is.
And it seems I have no Rubles (sp?) I wish I knew more Russian than "Kagde La" and "Rackum"
@Bryan Mentlik
Believe me that it is not the right article to say such commentary like "Fuck you Russia". You can find much more suitable place to say how much you hate our eCountry - just look through last eRussian news.
@SchlongManII
What can I say? Never be in a hurry 🙂
@Mathias Wolfe
Thank you too for this words.
What if I'm here and I want to screw over Russia as much as I can?
Slamz, do you have a good pinas for that?
Voted. I'm out of here as soon as I get the moving tickets. See you on the fields of battle.
I have a Q5 job for you if your wellness is 9 and your eAmerican.
I think I may stick around a while. Maybe move to Moscow. I hear its a dump, but I'll be moving from New Jersey so... you know, whatever.
If you are an American working at Russian companies, try to maintain low wellness and work right away. With luck, your employers will lose money. All they can do is fire you, and no one can stop you from just taking more jobs.
Above all, do not fight for the Russians. Keep an eye out for resistances wars and always fight for red.
P.S. Wolverines!
Your silly resistanse and sabotage attempts are not worth trying IMHO
You fools shouldnt support these russians, no matter the cost, use ur extra fee to get food then move to florida.
This game can't emulate Technology superiority which is why America loses and in reality America has more population than Russia this game doesn't emulate that either
moving to Australia is probably the best choice if you want to leave. It's a country that's small but has a group of very active people along with newcomers. And companies would love to have you. The pay is very good but you have to be patient.
when the f**k did russia get to be powerful. a few months ago romania had you on the run. wtf.
russia is only better wiff ther $ 4 ppl so ppl stay & dont move.
hhard tooo reed so not engwish speekin ppl can't understands as
guds.
Voted and moving to Australia.
GET BACK TO THE eUS!
> This game can't emulate Technology superiority which is why America loses and in reality America has more population than Russia this game doesn't emulate that either
This game emulates cooperation needs, so without cooperation and with its isolationism US is nothing but a bunch of populated regions instead of a country.
We're so unorganized in the eUS. At least Russia knows how to play the game and man, nice taxes 🙂. I still havent decided what I want to do yet...