How To: Red Army

Day 1,605, 07:55 • Published in Germany Germany • by Skalg von Tuari


Do you have red dreams? Do like being high? Do you enjoys playing with your little hammer?

Then I got a little something for you!



The Red Army is a place where a bunch of hippie, commie nerds come together and admire each others bongs while fighting off hordes of capitalist zombies. Are you interested? Then click this and look for the join button (hint: if it's moving, sober up and try again tomorrow).



Now, you've made it, I guess. So it's time for the real guide to start.

1) We have a Frame for Avatars. There is no need to put it one, but really, what kind of soldier walks into battle without a sexy unifom? Maybe a Hippie, but then go naked plox!

2) Get on our forums. We sometimes actualy post and discuss stuff there. But pssssscht, no one should know we allow dissidents to voice opinions.

3) Join communes. It's easy - you work for minimum wages, but you get tanks every time you work. Just send a message to Gregus and ask him about it.

4) Join IRC. How you do that? Open up your IRC client (just goole it, ok?) OR click this. Next, choose Rizon as your server. Then choose a nickname and join the Channel #KPED. That's where we meet to chat, discuss things, organise common hits and so on. If you need a more detailed overview, check this out.

5) Now that you know IRC, you might wanna join a german Common Hit. Those get organised by the government and are an awesome oppurtunity to bond with others and secure some money for the army. Also, sometimes theres something like the True Battlehero Programme, where you can get gold for damage. Thos are often announced in the MoD-Newspaper, but sometimes they aren't, so if your want to make sure not to miss them, visit this channel: #ger.forces


a little something to cheer you up: srs bsns army member

6) Now, you've made it into IRC. Maybe you wanna get politically active? Of course, we don't care what party you are in. However, most Red Army members are in the KPeD and vice versa. It's a communist party and you might wanna check it out.

7) Of course, I have missed a lot of things, like KPeD programmes, or the Red Army cadet programme. If you want more information on red buisness, read this.



Cya guys somewhere sometime somehow or so,
Skalg von Tuari