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HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

Day 1,842, 07:16 by Tasmaryn


HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY



It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY



1. Show up naked

2. Bring alcohol


 

Comments

dragan4s
dragan4s Day 1,842, 07:28

dont forget food

Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Day 1,842, 07:31

You don't even need to be naked. All men really need is food and oral sex.

Grimstone
Grimstone Day 1,842, 07:36

voted

@bia, lol u got it wrong, men like administrating orally, but they like receiving the rest as well

riansya
riansya Day 1,842, 07:43

LoL

Eraclev
Eraclev Day 1,842, 07:44

Well the true is true..

BugsBunnyz
BugsBunnyz Day 1,842, 07:44

Voted for the truth but actually I would be happy with a cute girl who loves me and wants a family

Don't need the alcohol or them to show up naked

kalkir
kalkir Day 1,842, 07:48

vote!!!

Mystela
Mystela Day 1,842, 09:30

A coincidence, received this just the other day:

A WOMAN’S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks..
I pray he’s rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won’t be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.

Mystela
Mystela Day 1,842, 09:31

I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN’S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big knockers who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn’t rhyme and I don’t care.

XDXD

woodward354
woodward354 Day 1,842, 09:44

nice suggestions

RaviMirza
RaviMirza Day 1,842, 09:45

and of course, boobs.. yeah, don't forget that one

Synesi
Synesi Day 1,842, 10:10

I'd just go with one or the other, but I am not picky

Dinnyin
Dinnyin Day 1,842, 11:13

No man will ever be able to make a woman happy, because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates $100 bills.

Blue Holt
Blue Holt Day 1,842, 13:13

Yep.

Dio Eraclea
Dio Eraclea Day 1,842, 13:16

fish under the fire

Temiser
Temiser Day 1,842, 13:17

Yep Bia's right, checked.

Grainne Ni Mhaille
Grainne Ni Mhaille Day 1,842, 13:18

Expected a 404 ;]

Iamnameless
Iamnameless Day 1,842, 13:20

I wouldn't say Bia's wrong exactly, but I can cook for myself.

Lime Parkour Flow
Lime Parkour Flow Day 1,842, 19:17

V & S Awesome article!!!

EternalLightStream
EternalLightStream Day 1,843, 23:52

My honeyyyyyyy how are you : )

Rik Daphnee
Rik Daphnee Day 1,843, 04:49

true...

Vuckoga
Vuckoga Day 1,843, 05:51

vote \o/

Vejv
Vejv Day 1,844, 23:23

or you can just send her some q7 weapons

 
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