HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
Tasmaryn
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring alcohol
Comments
dont forget food
You don't even need to be naked. All men really need is food and oral sex.
voted
@bia, lol u got it wrong, men like administrating orally, but they like receiving the rest as well
LoL
Well the true is true..
Voted for the truth 😉 but actually I would be happy with a cute girl who loves me and wants a family 🙂
Don't need the alcohol or them to show up naked 🙂
vote!!!
A coincidence, received this just the other day:
A WOMAN’S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks..
I pray he’s rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won’t be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
A MAN’S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big knockers who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn’t rhyme and I don’t care.
XDXD
nice suggestions
and of course, boobs.. yeah, don't forget that one
I'd just go with one or the other, but I am not picky 😎
No man will ever be able to make a woman happy, because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates $100 bills. 🙂
Yep.
fish under the fire
Yep Bia's right, checked.
Expected a 404 😉
I wouldn't say Bia's wrong exactly, but I can cook for myself. 😃
V & S Awesome article!!!
My honeyyyyyyy how are you : )
true...
vote \o/
vote..!sub!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZRflz-93JA
or you can just send her some q7 weapons