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A guy is sitting in a bar having a drink and sees a beautiful blonde haired girl across the way making eyes at him.
He goes over and says, "Excuse me, miss, may I buy you a drink?"
"Sure," she says, "have a seat."
The man sits down and they get to talking. "You know," the man says, "This is kind of a funny subject, but my wife just left me. She said I was too kinky in bed."
"REALLY?!?!" the girl says, "My boyfriend just left me because I was too kinky."
"Do you want to go back to my place and get a little kinky?"
Sure the guy answers,So they finish their drinks and leave.
When they get to the girls house, she says, "Wait here I’m going to slip into something a little more kinky."
She comes out from her bedroom wearing a leather teddy, with a whip in one hand and handcuffs in the other, but the guy is grabbing his coat and heading for the door.
She says, "Wait a minute, I thought we were going to get kinky!"
He says, "Jesus, lady I already shit in your purse and screwed your dog. What more do you want me to do?"





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