How I met your mother...

Day 2,410, 13:03 Published in Romania Romania by Kelstein


So..you heard this a million times...from me from her..and again from me...from your aunt..and maybe from the other aunt as well..you love your aunt don’t you? Why do you like hearing this story? what are you saying? that you love your uncles? of course...you love them..they do the best cakes in the world for you!

Can we not do another story? look how many story books you have there on the shelf..no?...ok...

Ok. so well it was a normal day..or just a busy Christmas day full of meeting people and having fun… Hey! are you listening now? or planning that next cake?

So I was going to this important meeting with few friends and once we were there this Hungarian guy was trying to give us a presentation...and going over and over again..you know like your grandma when she tries to explain what Napoleon did..but she ends up describing how the homo sapiens came into place...and that’s how ...so what I was saying? who is Napoleon? you’ll find that tomorrow evening

Oh yes that meeting...oh but I didn’t tell where the meeting was..it was in France in Strasbourg...some will argue that it’s not France..and it’s more german than french..What? What do you mean what’s that “french”?...hmm you know when something comes from france..you call it french..like..the wine that daddy drinks; no darling you can’t say you’re “homish” because you come from home… So as you know daddy loves france..mommy doesn’t even if I tried for years to make her love it. No darling you can’t say the cheese is “milkish” because it comes from “milk” it doesn't work like that… let’s get over it ok? will say that Strasbourg is a city in France and that’s all that we need to know for the story!

So where was I..yes France..no.. the meeting! ok so meeting was boring and after meeting we went to the cathedral in Strasbourg! one of those nice big old building that your brother likes to draw a lot…Notre Dame? you mean the one from the Disney movie that you watched last night? no darling that’s in Paris. Yes Paris is still France! and yes…yes you’re right Paris is “french”

Ok let’s finish the story before morning; so after this meeting your daddy spend few more days in Strasbourg and had nice time with your mommy just like friends..as daddy was going back home and mommy back to her home which were in different countries. What do you mean where was I? I was in Harry Potter’s country remember?

So because daddy liked mommy and he wanted to see her again..he was trying to find the courage to go and see her far away…yes we will watch Shrek tomorrow again

Oh..how I met her...that was the story sure! So remember the meeting in Strasbourg..yes she was there at the meeting she knew of the girls that I came with at the meeting..and somehow she sat next to me.. with her beautiful smile and then she said….

Darling? are you sleeping...oh great! that was easy! Good night dear!

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fâl fâl fâl for now,

Kelstein