How Dare You.

Day 922, 12:59 Published in United Kingdom USA by Joe Newton
Sup Brits.

So I heard this party is the 6th party in the UK. That's excellent news. I remember just before WWIII, when the UK betrayed us and let Hungary go through Scotland to Canada. Canada. Your bff in real life. For shame. But anyway, this isn't why I called on you today.

The British Patriots Party is the last refuge of the competent in your country. They see the truth, and remember that the USA bent over backwards trying to accommodate the desires of Great Britain with the treaty of Fortis. You all surely remember this, but may have blocked it out and filled your head with the non-sense of the PEACE propagandists like Glados. Remember he came over just about the time you joined PEACE and rejected the alliances that had risen out of the ashes of ATLANTIS. I know I'm digressing again, but just reliving these events make me angry.

But anyway, the past is past. I'm excited to see the 6th party in the UK is the one that remembers the terrible injustices, and wants to return England to her former glory, and restore her relationship with America and EDEN. That's refreshing.

But wait-

You're PTOing that party! Your silencing the truth in the UK. How dare you. They would need at least a 70% player increase into their party to get into the top 5. Gee, it would sure help if they got a major newspaper to publish in the UK...

Oh gee, I'll do one better.

To my American readers: This is a call to arms directed at the Party Leaders. Send help to the PP of the British Patriots to teach them how to be efficient, active and yes even transcend PTOs. Because you can do that.

Oh yes. I'm feeling it.
Phoenix beware, the UK is in jeopardy.


-Joe Newton,
Adviser to the President



"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."-Emerson
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It's only fair to have a British girl here.