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House For Sale. Dont Mind the Neighbors.
Volume I Edition 6
A new neighbor moved in next door yesterday.
He says he's from California, but I don't trust him. Something about the way he looks and the way he's always asking about "hot womans for me to dance on" makes my skin crawl.
He caught me on my way back from Lisa's house across the street and invited me over for a beer. Not wanting to immediately judge a book by it's cover, I agreed. We proceeded through the house(which smelled like a hundred cats had pissed all over the carpet) to the back yard, where he introduced me to his friend Ajay:
There goes the neighborhood.
Anybody want to buy a house? It's in a great neighborhood...agh...forget it...
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A new neighbor moved in next door yesterday.
He says he's from California, but I don't trust him. Something about the way he looks and the way he's always asking about "hot womans for me to dance on" makes my skin crawl.
He caught me on my way back from Lisa's house across the street and invited me over for a beer. Not wanting to immediately judge a book by it's cover, I agreed. We proceeded through the house(which smelled like a hundred cats had pissed all over the carpet) to the back yard, where he introduced me to his friend Ajay:
There goes the neighborhood.
Anybody want to buy a house? It's in a great neighborhood...agh...forget it...
- - - ^ ^ Click to Learn More! ^ ^ - - -
Check out these other important Federalist links:
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i lold
how much?
I lawlzed.
fan-damn-tastic!
gonna have to sell the truck, too.
Fail