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If you are new to this game, you may be contacted by an individual known as Pizza The Hut, or other people asking you to help support him and/or the Conservative Party in the upcoming elections.

We are alerting you to the fact that this person is considered an enemy of the country and a threat to our national security.

He works in collaboration with Hungarian operatives from the Phoenix Alliance in efforts to overthrow the government and to disrupt our elections and screening procedures for immigrants seeking citizenship.

He is Trouble and should be avoided at all cost. He seeks out and preys on new players to follow him before they can learn the truth about him and his actions.

Do not fall for his lies and promises. All he can deliver to you is disappointment and a bad reputation.

Keep away from him and his associates.

Come to the official forum of the country http://eusforum.com/index.php and meet the real people who care about this country.

Keep away from Pizza The Hut for your own good and the good of America.

Please remember to subscribe to this paper and our sister paper http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/the-hanging-chad-215574/1 for all ATO / PTO Coverage.

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Rod Damon Day 1,025, 08:51

I'm Rod Damon and I approved this message

Gary Alan Brown Day 1,025, 08:52

i will not eat any pizza

Joe Alpha Day 1,025, 08:52

We works in collaboration with Hungarian operatives from the Phoenix Alliance - We? It should be He.

Maruishima Day 1,025, 08:55

Ajay is a fat pedophile.

Rod Damon Was Right Day 1,025, 08:56

Typo corrected

dmjohnston Day 1,025, 09:02

I'm dmjohnston, and I support this message. And these images which I created.

Kell Draygo Day 1,025, 09:04

Ajay is Pedobear's cousin, beware! And if Ajay asks you if the rag smells like chloroform, run away.

Athanaric Day 1,025, 09:09

Know your enemy.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/pizza-039-s-stance-on-immigration-1511684/1/20

Blanemcc Day 1,025, 09:11

I'm Blanemcc and I support this message

St Krems Day 1,025, 09:13

FEC YEAH!

Daks Day 1,025, 09:14

I lol'd at PTH's 'Free Candy' Van.

Crayven Corporation Day 1,025, 09:29

rofl at pic : D

LaurenBug Day 1,025, 09:42

Oh wow...

Bradley Reala Day 1,025, 10:31

Laurenbug sighting!

Also, omnomnom free candy.

ligtreb Day 1,025, 12:08

Rod Damon is right.

Astra Kat G Day 1,025, 12:52

It's hilarious how accurate this comparison is. xD

Arkasas Day 1,025, 13:14

Very Yes. Is Pizza tempbanned?

Also, newbs, WORSHIP ASTRA.

Turd Fergusen Day 1,025, 15:22

yay free candy! Oh wait no!! Rapppee!

Pizza The Hut Day 1,025, 15:53

Yeah, where's your PROOF? tyrannical government propaganda FAIL

Iamnameless Day 1,025, 17:11

Proof?

"I'm Rod Damon and I approved this message"

George Armstrong Custer Day 1,025, 18:40

Pizza?
Pizza?
Pizza?
Pizza?
Ajay!

Mekajiki Day 1,025, 18:50

Custer wins this round.

Ryan Gross Day 1,025, 19:06

Proof?

So, how many new citizens did you help out with that 100 gold you received from a man's last ditch effort to help the game?

Oh that's right! You spent it all on ads and paying people to subscribe to your newspaper.

You, Mr. Bruno, and worthless scum. That's all the proof needed.

Crucifixpandaninja Day 1,025, 19:51

PTH has over 7 multis

Firo Prochainezo Day 1,025, 19:53

Custer wins this round x2

Calebb Day 1,025, 20:29

HEY! PIZZA STOLE MY VAN!! What a dickhead.

Calebb Day 1,025, 20:32

oh. also: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/house-for-sale-dont-mind-the-neighbors--1489845/1/20

Jameson L. Tai Day 1,025, 23:04

I am Congressman and Party President Jameson L. Tai.

...And I approve this Message.

Also, Rod Damon is always right!

Jameson L. Tai Day 1,025, 23:06

Also, American Military Party Founder George Armstrong Custer Wins This Round X3.

Holen Day 1,025, 23:40

I love This Article.

Steinus Maximus Day 1,025, 00:14

I can't decide if the article or the comments are better. Screw it, they're both full of win!

TheNorm Day 1,026, 01:40

How about a boycott of Pizza's businesses .. " Happiness Drops " is where is he currently employed but I believe " POPVLVS " is owned by him. If I am mistaken to what company or companies he owns. We should at least boycott whoever he's employed under until he's fired. I'm sure someone has much more knowledge of his holdings then I, post them and lets boycott his a$#.

Vincent Sarius Day 1,026, 02:44

Ajay Bruno is like a cockroach. It's incredibly hard to kill, and even when you succeed it spawns over 9000 multis/eggs. The only solution is for someone who lives near him, to egg/tee-pee his house. Over, and over, and over, and over again.

Kishvier Day 1,026, 10:05

I approve of this message.

sansae2 Day 1,026, 12:44

Greetings from the ePhilippine Congress.

HeinekenCoC Day 1,026, 13:35

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Carson Ross Day 1,027, 03:44

Where are the women?

Pug Johnson Day 1,027, 05:56

Ya Rod? wtf?! Where the wimminz?

MeMeanie Day 1,027, 06:12

Happy 9/11 and get over it.
All your skyscrapers ARE BELONG TO US.

I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE

Vladimir Czenishkov Day 1,030, 01:25

That photographic evidence made my day. Also, I can't believe I'm going to say it, but Custer wins this round x4