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Hey Look Everybody, Ines May Have Gotten Us Kicked Out of Sol
As all of you are probably well aware, Inez has given 3 regions to the Brazilians in order to "help defend against a PTO" but what many of you may not be well aware of is the fact that Australia planned to attack Indonesia in order to take their South African regions. This deal, orchestrated by Ines in all her wisdom, interferes with Australia's and more importantly Sol's plans for a counter attack against the Indonesians. Brazil, being an ally of Indonesia's, will no doubt move to support them should a counter attack occur and that would prove devastating. So to make a long explanation painfully short, Ines just single handedly destroyed all hopes of a Sol counter attack against Indonesia and subsequently may have lost us our membership in the alliance.
Wooohooo Ines, there's that foreign policy experience at work! Great work, just great work! You've lost us our training wars and our greatest source of security, just awesome! Everybody, I'd like you all to congratulate Ines for her superb leadership in these most harrowing times. Congrats Ines!
So, after that lets review. Ines, in an attempt to avert an imaginary PTO apparently being perpetrated by new citizens (yea...that sounds plausible) has lost us our membership in our sole source of protection, lost us our training wars (our best source of exp), has further jeopardized our national security than this imaginary threat ever could and all this in some futile attempt to consolidate the elites own sordid rule over our miniature nation.
Great job! Is all of this truly necessary to reaffirm your malicious hegemony?
Wooohooo Ines, there's that foreign policy experience at work! Great work, just great work! You've lost us our training wars and our greatest source of security, just awesome! Everybody, I'd like you all to congratulate Ines for her superb leadership in these most harrowing times. Congrats Ines!
So, after that lets review. Ines, in an attempt to avert an imaginary PTO apparently being perpetrated by new citizens (yea...that sounds plausible) has lost us our membership in our sole source of protection, lost us our training wars (our best source of exp), has further jeopardized our national security than this imaginary threat ever could and all this in some futile attempt to consolidate the elites own sordid rule over our miniature nation.
Great job! Is all of this truly necessary to reaffirm your malicious hegemony?
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Brilliant Article!
Ines is so predictable. She makes planning tactics easy.
You are so predictable. You make laughing very easy...
^true
I would like to thank corn for his love and devotion to our great president, I would also like to congratulate Ines on making the best choice possible. And exilious for his child like humor that he brings to us everyday, you guys are great!
^
And I'd like to congratulate you for your dogmatic loyalty and half-fast attempt at sarcasm. I hope, for South Africa's sake, that the general populace doesn't follow in your footsteps and proceed with Ines off the proverbial bridge.
Madam president Ines, if the plan works congratz to you, but if fail then you know what to do
"Australia planned to attack Indonesia in order to take their South African regions"
In order for Australia to "Attack" Those regions they would have had to take one of ours to get access to them. They made this a national goal without even coming to us first. (PS I said "Attack" because there power would have been more like a piece of paper in the wind on Indo's walls.)
"has lost us our membership in our sole source of protection"
What protection are you talking about. The only nation in Sol that we even have an MPP with is Malaysia (Our only MPP). What kind of protection is that? It's like gluing a post it note to a piece of Jello and expecting it to stop a bullet. We didn't lose ANY protection. At worst we lost the training wars, but as you have said your self Corn, we can always get an MPP with the USA and join their training wars.
>we can always get an MPP with the USA and join their training wars.
Don't be so sure
Why would we sign an MPP with you when your allies can't trust you?
That's a good one. America takes a dim view to Allies who shaft allies. Looking at you UK, and now SA
Either way, Brazil was going to get these regions from us. This way it helps us fight off the PTO attempt and keeps us from being conquered...again.
There is nothing from Sol even suggesting that eSA be removed from Sol.
Propagandafail.
Seisan, your reasoning is WRONG. The "itll happen either way so better now then later right" doesnt work when there are allies at stake. You mightve completely screwed up the plan. North Korea, Spain, Switzerland and nearly USA all sacrificed in order to protect their allies first. You didnt make the list.
First I consider Australia an ally like I consider a 4th cousin part of my family.
Second, standing in the way and taking a hit is good, if you country has the power to take that hit. We don't, Australia does.
LOL wow Ryan, Australia has been your ally for a long time.
I find it funny how Ines's lapdogs still protect her as if she had done the BEST DECISION ever. If someone can seriously say that the points in this article are invalid that person should get his/her brain checked.
Ines is a very nice person indeed.However she is not a capable leader.
I was wondering why this article was so full of fail, but willing to give it a chance until I saw the author. Then it all made sense and I stopped reading.