Hey eSA, WE ARE BACK!
H00LIG2NS
Hey South Africa!
WE
ARE
BACK
We know you missed us!
You could say it’s become a habit for us to participate in eSA elections. Almost an addiction. And man, do we love our addictions!
We talked to President Ines Schumacher about a week ago, right when this weird American dude decided to TO eSA. Since them, it’s been set that Brazilians would once again come to eSA.
Recruiting efforts have been wide in Brazil. We’ve called upon all citizens to come and vote in beautiful South Africa
Brazilian government addresses the nation
Efforts have not been in vain! We’ve gathered once again a massive force of voters to come to eSA and make sure elections would go the right way, and the PTOers would be defeated.
NOW, you might be asking yourselves, WHYYYYYYYY??
Basically, we’re a bunch of egotistical self-centered maniacs. We love to draw a lot of attention. Apart from that, we also really, REALLY like money. Last but not least, we’re crazy.
BUT, whats money got to do with it?
Very simple: eSA will pay us money to get another region back. We like that. That makes you cool. On the other hand, this Ajay dude tried to murder our language by publishing an article in our media using google translator. That makes him not cool.
As you’ve come to know over time, Brazilians LOOVE MONEY. Money gives us power. Power makes us mad. And we’re mad. We want to continue being mad.
HOWEVER, there is one very important thing you need to know (and this is the goal of this article): even though we are going to help you, you CANNOT stop hating us. We need you to hate us. If you don’t hate us, we might become friends. If we become friends, we might feel bad about making you pay for regions. If that happens, we won’t have MONEY, and as I’ve already stated, money is very important to us.
So, I think I’ve made myself pretty clear, please DO NOT get the wrong idea about this. We’re doing this because we’re pricks and we definitely wanna keep the record of being the last ones to PTO eSA. Don’t forget we’re the ones who put you on this mess to begin with.
Oh yea, we also firmly believe in the right of every nation to self-determination and independence, etc, etc
Finally, let me just say
MONEY! POWER! MADNESS!
ItsMeYoshi
Brazilian Minister of Foreign Affairs (MoFA)
P.S: this is an official ATO mission sponsored by the brazilian government, we're very glad to be here, etc, etc
Comments
first.
Pedobear para sempre.
MONEY! POWER! MADNESS!
Olha o Bunaly aí.
😉
Votado.
MONEY! POWER! MADNESS!
MONEY! POWER! MADNESS!
Phuza'd - thanx for the help guys (I think)
Thanks for the support guys. We promise we won't stop hating you or that infernal pedo bear! 😉
I'm content with just being angry at the Brazzos today. I'll probably hate them again in a day or so..
Thanks all the same!
No you don't. Grow up. Cheaters.
Hello, Africa!
I'm here for you.
lol
Stay out of South Africa, Brazilians, we don't need your "help". Give us back all of our land. No Peace with PEACE. Yoshi you may look cute but you are evil. Prepare for War!
Just for today - We like your style 😉
MONEY! POWER! MADNESS!
BAFANA BAFANA IS VÉRI GREIT
MONEY! POWER! MADNESS!
AIuheuiaheiauheiehaieae
Tah parecendo aquela história:
- Só eu posso bater no meu irmão, você não!
Aiuehaiuheiuaheiae
Looks like that history:
Only me can slap in my brother! You can't!
Oh noes Yoshi, long-weird-name caught you!
You may look cute, but you're EVIL.
MONEY! POWER! MADNESS!
I definitely like your style!
Hate to say I told you so Ajay, but...
Told you so.
LADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A!!!
Joel Santana, we are togehter!
MONEY! POWER! MADNESS!
MONEY! POWER! MADNESS!
Umm, but how can you hate that cute cuddly bear? Can we soak in gas and lite it on fire at night? I like to see it run around the yard on FIRE!!
PLEASE....
Damn - I am soo proud of our president that she could orginise something like this - Last time I saw Pedo Bear in a article I was bashing my keyboard against the wall - Well done Ines and thank you goat f**kers (Yes we still hate you, kinda)
I remember visiting brazil once...last time i checked it was a slum and run by communist.
Oh, look everyone, its a bigot that can't separate RL from the game
Ajay, you wee baby, stop crying and go back to USA!
Brazilians are here to kick your ass out of SA.
Woot! 😃 I lol'd
PHUZA'd!
I don't know how to separate RL from game because I have mental illness hurr durr
PS: Best article ever from any Brazilian MoFA.
Keep going ItsYouYoshi! \o
PS: Ajay fail is fail.
This is turning into the weirdest day.
First, I enjoyed a Brazilian article 😉
and then I agreed with Cavalcanti when he said
"Best article ever from any Brazilian MoFA."
😛
Brazilian media is full of hilarity. You really should peruse it sometime; it's definitely worth it. 😃
Ajay think you should change your name to Sir FAILalot
lol haahah
We will smash you guys again >) j/k (I think lol)
GL eSA. 🙂
eSouth Africans look nice when they're flaming U.S. and not US.
I came. :3
neutral evil...
You Suck, your nation will fall and be destroyed........YOU SUCK!
See? No worries Brasil, the anger's still there. xD
fail.
hugs from EBATO's leader 😁
You can't beat or see us, we're on a whole different level, we will die of Starvation before we leave Limpopo, so bring it, we're bringing drama........
o____o
I'm glad that you can at least admit that you are sadistic pedophile imperialist maniacs. And I'm glad you picked up a sense of humour from somewhere.
Anyways, can I plz has North-West?
😃
congrats eSA!
and Oceanus - first u need to show me DAH MONEY!
Voted.
This article is good. Anything that pisses Ajay Bruno off is funny. Well done. Congratulations Ajay you are the only thing that could unite enemies!!