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Hello Kitty assaulted!
January 1st, 2010
At 10:30pm (local time) the United States of eAmerica launched a surprise attack on Heilongjiang, codenamed Hello Kitty. Spearheaded by the US tank corps the attack now into it's 10th hour, and has penetrated several miles of enemy infested trenches and mountain complexes with minimal casualties to allied forces. The general in charge of this attack into Hello Kitty stated that"The initial assault has gone very well, we have secured a number of vital bridges intact as well as several munition depots."
Members of the 382nd accept the surrender of several Hungarian (off screen) infantrymen. SGT Smith (standing) later says " This sort of situation is not uncommon i mean we are owning them"
However not all share the generals confidence, LT Christopher Lyon said " The Hungarians are really giving us hell, they have had months to prepare defences and they made us pay a high price for every yard we advance. My platoon alone has suffered over 20% losses, make no mistake this is going to be a tough fight." The general however dismissed these concerns stating that while the enemy has several hard points the bulk of it's forward positions have collapsed relatively quickly.
Members of the 82nd airborne division demonstrate how daunting it can be to clear a tunnel in this staged photograph.
At 5:30am (local time) the situation changed drastically, Hungarian reinforcements from Romania mounted a massive counter-attack retaking several key positions including two bridges vital for any advance. By 7:30 the Hungarian army had constructed a 1.4million point wall. With enough supplies for only another 10 hours many allied troops have began to doubt the success of the operation. The generals however has little doubt, " hell these are Marines. Men like them held Guadalcanal and took Iwo Jima, Hello Kitty ain't shit."
Lion King proved that bleak situations can be overcame. In less than 10 minutes, the 1.2 million wall fell to Eden troops with shocking speed.
The 382th on a recon in force.
At 10:30pm (local time) the United States of eAmerica launched a surprise attack on Heilongjiang, codenamed Hello Kitty. Spearheaded by the US tank corps the attack now into it's 10th hour, and has penetrated several miles of enemy infested trenches and mountain complexes with minimal casualties to allied forces. The general in charge of this attack into Hello Kitty stated that"The initial assault has gone very well, we have secured a number of vital bridges intact as well as several munition depots."
Members of the 382nd accept the surrender of several Hungarian (off screen) infantrymen. SGT Smith (standing) later says " This sort of situation is not uncommon i mean we are owning them"
However not all share the generals confidence, LT Christopher Lyon said " The Hungarians are really giving us hell, they have had months to prepare defences and they made us pay a high price for every yard we advance. My platoon alone has suffered over 20% losses, make no mistake this is going to be a tough fight." The general however dismissed these concerns stating that while the enemy has several hard points the bulk of it's forward positions have collapsed relatively quickly.
Members of the 82nd airborne division demonstrate how daunting it can be to clear a tunnel in this staged photograph.
At 5:30am (local time) the situation changed drastically, Hungarian reinforcements from Romania mounted a massive counter-attack retaking several key positions including two bridges vital for any advance. By 7:30 the Hungarian army had constructed a 1.4million point wall. With enough supplies for only another 10 hours many allied troops have began to doubt the success of the operation. The generals however has little doubt, " hell these are Marines. Men like them held Guadalcanal and took Iwo Jima, Hello Kitty ain't shit."
Lion King proved that bleak situations can be overcame. In less than 10 minutes, the 1.2 million wall fell to Eden troops with shocking speed.
The 382th on a recon in force.
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Voted, you write good! Keep it up and I might feature you.
I was in a big time rush, but i managed to throw this together
very good style
If in the end USA does not decide to retreat and takes everything needed to conquer HK, this is most probably gonna be biggest and most important fight until today. Good luck to us all.
Good Article! Voted.
Good Article! Voted.
i hope im around to see the last few minutes of the battle.and good article clover
It is fun to read, also for a Hungarian hussar. Congratulations!
It's been a long time since anyone wrote like this. Great job Clover!
I lol'd when I saw that PHEONIX WON.
Failmaxx.
All of the many Americans that were captured, were executed via being eaten by their hooved brethren.
Then after the Hungarian counter-assault, all the eAmerican Marines ran away from the battlefield tail in between legs, and this proves that Lion King was a one-time-only EDEN success. Happy ending .
I lolled.