Hasta la vista, (cry)baby!

Day 1,168, 06:04 • Published in Romania Romania • by Wallachian

Been a couple of days since I wrote this article which was nothing more than an answer to the developments taking place in EDEN given the Spanish treachery. Things don`t end here and it seems that it won`t for a while.

Back then it was well known that Spain will leave EDEN to follow their Lolish master into NWO.
About same time Spain discovered that, in case that happens, they will be opened to being wiped out once more by Brazil and France (maybe with the help of some others). So because they are so brave and have "cojones" they decided to remain in EDEN, the only alliance that guarantees their survival. So much easier to kiss EDEN`s ass then deal with the responsibility of their actions.

But the s*** didn`t hit the fan yet. The aggressive speech towards Romania did not end. Today I find out that the Spanish government is asking EDEN to expel Romania. And before you start LOLing let`s talk a bit about their reasons.

First of all Spain closes MPP with Hungary and rejects the one with Romania. They come and say that Hungary was not a Phoenix country and they had every right to sign the MPP. However every sane eRepublik player knows that Phoenix meant two countries (Hungary & Serbia) and a bunch of others who were only supposed to serve the above two. In time some of them discovered how treacherous and egocentric the Hungarian-Serbian rule is and left to make a better future for themselves. One of them is Bulgaria who is now a member of EDEN, and doing a very good job I`d say. Another one is Brazil, a country who in time, and given their aversion towards Hungary became a friend of ours.
So basically everybody knows that Hungary and Romania have a problem. Well, everybody but Spain, or at least that`s what they say.



So let`s go back to the Spanish reasons for betraying Romania. First they close deal with Hungary, that by itself representing a knife in Romania`s back. Then they reject the MPP sent by Romania stating that they were not announced and that in case they signed it and Romania makes deal with Brazil, they risk not only losing the MPP with Romania but also with Hungary (because of the Hungarian - Romanian war). So far it`s logic. I must admit that it seemed like a good explanation. Then i contacted one of the Romanian diplomacy members and she admitted that the Spanish president was not announced, but only because he was nowhere to be found, and instead we had to talk to the congressmen. Looks to me like Spain didn`t wanted to be found in order to have a reason to reject the MPP. Or maybe they were too high up their own asses to having to deal with Romania.
So this reason is made up.

Next, the MPP with Brazil.
Well that`s simple, in a matter of days Romania was left short of two MPPs, Poland and Spain, mediocre MPPs at its best, but still MPPs. More than that Poland stated that Romania (or "Romuland" as they like to sweet talk us) is nothing but an enemy and they will find delight in seeing us wiped off by Hungary. The vast majority of the Spanish are supporting the Lolish in this game and for them Romania was nothing but a milk cow when they were gang-banged by Phoenix and needed the Romanian army to save their asses.
So what was Romania to do given this situation? Naturally look for allies elsewhere, and like I said in my previous article on this topic, one of them was Brazil, a country who greeted us with open arms and most important, an enemy of our natural enemy, Hungary. However Spain complains that Hungary was not a Phoenix member while Brazil jumped in support of one (Portugal) and so we were more wrong than they were.
I don`t have to comment as to why that is hypocritical.

Next, the fact Romanian players fought against Spain in Venezuelean RW`s. Well this happened right after Spain found their undying love towards Hungary so that explains things. You reap what you saw.

And now Spain asks that Romania is kicked out of EDEN because yesterday the Romanian Ministry of Defense orders were to fight against Spain in the Canary Island. It didnt much matter that the Romanian president came after that and apologized for the mistake and even announced that the vMoD responsible was relieved from duty, because the Spanish found just another reason to try and create issues inside the EDEN HQ.

So that`s it folks. Probably the Spanish watched too many soap operas because obviously they are a lot better at trolling and creating problems than at fighting by their allies and staying true to their word.
And after all this nonsense you start thinking that maybe the Spanish have some hidden reasons, right?
Poland left EDEN. They expected EDEN to crumble right after that because how can EDEN exist without the Lolls? So the No.1 desire Loland has right now is to see EDEN dead, to prove what a loss their departure was, and how small we are. However that ain`t happening, except Bosnia, all EDEN countries are well and even more than that, some are clenching their thirst in Macedonian or Turkish blood. And after Hungary and Serbia, it seems that Loland will have to have MPPs with all the former Phoenix countries as well.
So the strategy of Poland and Spain is to destroy EDEN once they are out. It didnt work from outside (see Loland) so Spain is trying that from inside.

If anybody thinks that the Spanish presence in EDEN is of any benefit you are probably living in denial. Any good that could have came from it dissipated a long time ago. Now Spain remained without some of their traditional allies help, Romania and USA, and is surrounded by enemies from all sides. The only ones able to help are the Lolish and Hungarians, the later being trapped in their eternal war with Romania and not even doing a good job at it. So this is the real reason why Spain is still an EDEN member

Sooner or later Spain will be left alone, alone to finally assume responsibility and deal with their past mistakes.
Well, vaya con dios...

And one more thing, a present from our Brazilian friends. Maybe this will make the common Spanish wonder who their friends are. I know there's few chance that will happen but at least it`s good for teh lulz