Happy Halloween; part #1 and #2:

Day 2,892, 21:36 • Published in USA USA • by Jimmy Cincinnati

Issue #98




Ghost Fu; Halloween Edition:

Part #1.
The date was October Thirtieth. I was sitting down to some eRepublic and a drink, but I was startled by the sound of screams. I went outside to see if anyone was hurt. What I saw was an injured woman; holding her arm and running from a guy that looked really sick.

The guy turned and started walking toward me. His face was green with a big purple spot on the left. There was blood on his chin and he appeared to be chewing on a piece of the woman. It had to be a prank, but my heart was racing.

I said, "don't come in my yard," which he proceeded to do. I laughed, nervously, as I backed up the stairs.
"THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY," I yelled, "DON'T COME IN HERE!" He didn't stop following me.

At that point; I thought, "This guy ain't going to stop until one of us gets hurt."
I pivoted and hopped into a roundhouse. My heel landed on his chin and there was no doubt that I had broken his jaw. The only problem was; he didn't seem fazed.




Part #2.
The fiend grabbed my shirt. His strength was incredible and I was in trouble, but I was saved by baggy clothing.

After loosing my footing; I ducked my head into my shirt. I straitened my arms and slipped out.
Now, it was trying to eat my shirt and it's jaw was broken. (We had another zombie outbreak on our hands.)
I threw a kick into it's chest and sent it tumbling down the, concrete, stairs.

It raised itself from the ground. Its neck had been broken and the head just dangled. His face was lying on his chest. I grabbed a stainless steel vase and started mauling it, until it dropped.

Now, I had scratches on my arm.
Did that mean that I was turning into a zombie? Was it, even, contagious? Do I watch too much television?

To Be Continued....









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