Hall of the Super Best Friends, Wag of the Finger, and a Book of Renouille

Day 906, 13:25 • Published in Switzerland USA • by Paul Proteus

Another Article of Good-Bye Blue Monday, this article will be divided into three parts,
-Super Best Friends
-Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger
-The Books of Renouille

Starting today’s article with
Super Best Friends

Want to know where all of Switzerland’s most important decisions are going on? THE HALL OF THE SUPER BEST FRIENDS,
Here is a group photo:


Important things happen, AT THE HALL OF THE SUPER BEST FRIENDS
Including talking about laws, and hiring Strippers!!!!

(If you don’t watch South Park, your loss ☺)




Time to start our award winning section:
Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger

Tip of the Hat
Goes to the SCB, for while I may do a lot of finger waving at them, they seemed to have paid the 7.2 gold for the Sol Games, now time for the wave of the finger,
Wag of the Finger
This wave of the Finger is to the recent law to donate 2000 chf to the SCB, if their was a better reason than “to help the SNP” maybe not so bad, but should the government be sponsoring political parties???

And now for Something Completely Different

I was reading The Famzay’s old newspaper articles (Yeah, I was bored 😛) and I found a picture I really liked, so, enjoy:

Original picture here


Here is the…
The Books of Renouille
There are many books, but the Book of Penguin is probably the most interesting ☺

The Book of Penguin
In the beginning, all was a fog of darkness and confusion.
Then Renouille said "Let there be light!" And there was light.
But then he decided to save energy so he switched to fluorescent light bulbs.
Renouille created the world as we know it. He used his mighty powers to create cows, marmots, trees, flowers, chainsaws, and all sorts of wonderful creations, which today so many of us take for granted.
His last creation was the human race. Unlike all the other things he had created, he gave the humans no natural ability of their own. The humans had no sharp claws, no soft fur, no powerful jaws.
Renouille gave the humans no advantages because he thought it would be funny to watch them die. He placed the human race in Switzerland, which as we all know is the holiest place on Earth (just look at the cheese!).
Much to his surprise, the humans did not immediately die out, and instead prospered. Renouille decided that the humans were destined to inherit the world, and to do so he must give them the divine messenger.
So out of the wind and the water he shaped Paul Proteus, the divine messenger of Renouillism. Paul Proteus descended to Switzerland, and there he began to spread the holy word to the people.
END OF SECTION 1



Also, I was google imaging Switzerland, and I found something a bit disturbing:



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