Grasping at Straws for Dummies: A How-to Guide Hosted by Peace GC

Day 682, 13:13 • Published in USA USA • by Emerick

With all that's happened in World War 3 - with all that we've been through, all that we've learned, you'd think that the propaganda machines would have grinded to a halt. Then Zoli posted something a few days ago in the US. Ok, fine, maybe Zoli will post his brand of true/false propaganda with just a touch of spice to piss off the leaders of the US, but at least the blatant lies will end, right? Not quite. Try reading http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-operation-valhalla-spokesman-arthk--966178/1/20>the new article from Peace's org.

Here's a few excerpts:
"PEACE GC, didn´t manage to save Norway from Finnish and Sweden greed "

"Eden/Fortis backstabbed one of their allies"

"Operation Valhalla had in mind to keep norway with one territory for political representation and to help cleaning it out of TOers"

"look like their E/F neighbours planned a genocide"

"the reason PEACE was founded, to help, not only our allies, but the whole eWorld against warcrimes, tiranny and etc"

Notice anything in all those sentences besides the glaring spelling errors? Yeah, they're all smack-your-face-off lies and misrepresentation of the facts and the Allies' intentions. Now I will use the Hitoshi Makoto execution technique to tear apart all of these terrible falsehoods, and bring Peace's newest brand of sub par propagandists to their knees. Please don't try this at home. I am a trained professional and can handle this technique with ease only because of years of skill-honing practice.

First, I will quote from the atrocious article:
"PEACE GC, didn´t manage to save Norway from Finnish and Sweden greed "

Then I will use my technique to make the author look foolish:
First of all, the full sentence is this: "it is a sad day, we, PEACE GC, didn´t manage to save Norway from Finnish and Sweden greed for lands" The sheer number of errors in this sentence make me ashamed to be speaking the same language as this author. I'm sure that English isn't the author's native language, but for shit's sake, if you're going to be writing an article for 30 countries, the least you could do is get a native English speaker to check your grammar and spelling. Hell, even I did that when my articles held some weight- when I was president, I would have people in my cabinet proofread my articles because they were important enough to care about. The proper way to write the first paragraph would have been: "It is a sad day. We, Peace GC, didn't manage to destroy Norway ourselves." Also I added some truth.

The second issue with this excerpt is it's awful attempt to change public opinion. It's such poor quality propagandizing that I actually feel sorry for the author. I want to help. Here is a lie that you could have come up with instead of this garbage:

"Eden killed themselves. lol guys, I guess they're dumber than we thought!"

That's all that I could have come up with because Eden's plan was fool-proof. Simply put, they wiped out Norway to cancel the war with Russia. If they had not, and had Peace actually left them with a single region, then not only would all of Norway's infrastructure be destroyed, but they would have a never-ending war against Russia and all of their MPP's. Not the best situation for Norway. The best way for us (Norway's allies) to give Norway the best possible future was to erase the war with Russia, and rebuild it. Why would Norway want an open war with Russia? Peace claims that they're being benevolent, but they couldn't be acting from anything further from that. They wanted to leave them with a single region, and keep the war with Russia open. Sure, they can say that they would work with Russia and Norway to close the war with a deal that would be mutually beneficial, but Russia would either make outrageous demands or just not want to close it, just like they did with us.

Now that that quote has been thoroughly thrashed, let's move on to the next quote:
"Eden/Fortis backstabbed one of their allies"

This is utter nonsense. No one believes this. I don't think I have to go into it too much, but I'll say that, of course, the elected leaders in Norway agreed to this plan. We were looking into ways to get ourselves conquered when we were losing, too, if that shows you how useful this tactic can be. It's called a fresh start.

Next:
"look like their E/F neighbours planned a genocide"

Another quote that leaves me speechless. This is ridiculous, and the very idea that you thought that this was somewhat clever is insulting to your audience. It's like going to see the Beasty Boys, and only Kid Rock performs.

"the reason PEACE was founded, to help, not only our allies, but the whole eWorld against warcrimes, tiranny and etc"

*tyranny
Perhaps that's true. Perhaps, but that's not what you've stood for recently. All you've shown recently is imperialistic tendencies, such as invading North America for the sole purpose of swapping regions in Asia. And then Hungary demanding ten thousand gold for Urals. Who cares what reason they gave for the payment(for the record, they claimed that it was the price of businesses who didn't care to operate in Russia), the reason is just an excuse. Any ally who demands thousands of gold to return their ally's original region is a conniving mother-lover. And the mother that he loves is yours. Physically. The fact that Russia agreed to that instead of demanding that Peace use their forces to free Urals should be offensive to the citizens of Russia, and I hope it was.


So new Peace propagandists, learn to make your lies somewhat believable(and readable) before publishing them, before you embarrass the institution that you work for further.

Thank you,
Emerick
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