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This is probably the article you have waited for in some days, HrBjorn knows that. This article and perhaps the continuation of the danish history articles, anyhow HrBjorn will not let you wait any longer, you will get your explanation to HrBjorn's awesomeness right away!

As HrBjorn stated in the previous article he is a bear, that's pretty awesome. He however forgot to tell you just how kick ass bears are. Have you ever heard about a bear breaking a bone? No. The conversation "Dear doctor! Dear doctor! I have broken my leg!" and the doctor says "Well, just go with me, then we take some x-rays off it, you bear". No not at all. However you have heard this conversation "Dear doctor! Dear doctor! Some bear have broken my leg!" and the doctor says "Of course some bear did that. You're a funking scrabble-player, hell I'm surprised he didn't break both of them!"

You guys know why bears doesn't have broken bones? Because a bears bones is made out off pure kick ass steal, totally hard. If someone tries to break a bears bone, it will fail miserably, putting so much energy in it that he will faint and get accidentaly peed on.

Now not only is HrBjorn a bear, he is a pirate-viking-ninja-bear. Sailing on the great seas, drinking rum, raping villages and looting hot chicks, at some point in his life he actually took over most parts of England, then he saw what he actually had conquered and thought "Damn. This sucks. I better burn it down to the ground and leave." He thought that because England sucks so much meatpole that even those fab-5 dudes are thinking "Damn. We can't compete with that".

HrBjorn is so cool, that when he goes to the clubs the DJ's shuts down the music, finds a huge big-band, so they can play a fantastic piece of cool-ass music for HrBjorn's entry, then he starts the music again, shows a signal to the bartender that HrBjorn drinks for free, because well. Where HrBjorn goes, chicks goes, and where chicks goes creepy dudes with a lot of cash goes, that means it's a pretty good deal for the club if HrBjorn hits it. Off course, they will have a hard time explaining the police for the complete mess of blood and seperated heads of architects, but still, a pretty good deal.

Now there is only one thing to say, join the ranks of HrBjorn rocks party, his rockawesome aura will, undoubtedly shine over on you too, which means you will also become a little awesome.