Gnilraps-Greeling Conspiracy

Day 2,546, 17:35 • Published in USA USA • by greeling

Hello America,

So we all do enjoy a good conspiracy theory and its I finally admit the one people have been talking about for months, just waiting for a confirmation though if you looked into you could figure out the truth quite easily. So yes it is true I was actually President during the months the Gnilraps was “President”. I put a lot of hard work into covering it up but certain higher ups have been saying they will leak info about it soon. So I thought it would be best for me to release the news myself and let the people know how I ran the country behind their back.

So you ask why didn’t I just run for President in the first place and actually be the person the people think is running the show. The thing is I had try to run for president many times I think the number is close to 10, and I had tired of not even getting on the ballot so I had to figure out how to change my approach to running and figure out a new way to become president. That was when I knew I had to find a person to run for President for me and just be the face while I ran everything. I had many people I thought about doing it for me but when I talked to Gnilraps about it I knew he was the perfect person for the job. He was popular and had the experience that the people wanted, he was a sure thing to get elected.


That should be all the proof you need

I knew it would be impossible to get a full cabinet to be ok with me being in charge we had to start getting to work early and get “Gnilraps” campaign started early, that is why he announced his intentions to run for CP so early compared to any other candidate had before, announcing just a few days after PP elections. The next step was to get the right people working for us that wouldn’t ask to many questions and would just work on what we say. we also had to get all our ideas for the month ready so I had to be organized and have this information ready for Gnilraps way before he/me even took office. I needed for him to know what I wanted people working on day one, he needed to know how I wanted thing to progress during the term and for how I wanted it to end. If you look back in one of John Largo’s article for his run for CP and he said “Gnilraps was far and away the most organized Presidential candidate that I have ever seen” it shows that I had to be steps ahead to keep what I was doing a secret that only a few people would know about.


Does this really look like a man that is organized?

There was one step though that I had to take to make sure I was part of the team and have access to all documents that I needed and there would be no questions asked, I had to make myself Vice-President. It was the only way I could oversee everything and make sure things were going the way I wanted them to go, without making Gnilraps have to inform me on everything. Now I had all the information I needed and could tell Gnilraps what to do and to say what I wanted him to say. Just think about it why would Gnilraps pick me to be Vice President, I had no experience, AMP would never have endorsed Tyler so Gnilraps didn’t need to worry about getting the AMP’s support. It just doesn’t make sense on why he would pick me for any logical reason other than to get me information to what I need.

So now if you think about what all was accomplished during Gnilraps term it points to me being in control, goals I had wanted to accomplish for years finally happened. You can look back at many of my past campaign articles though I deleted some that were back from 2011 but the main key points have always stayed the same. So lets get the most obvious one done with.

War with Canada, anyone who knows me knew that I wanted to wipe them for a long time and had always been a campaign promise of mine. It was a goal for me to do for years with comments from me everywhere saying death to Canada, and in the end I even had the ego to call wiped Canada Greelingada.


Oh how I miss this.

Oblige will be the first to tell you but Gnilraps was one of the highest spending presidents we have had spending millions to fight Canada. He even requested additional money from congress for the war. No one was asking questions at the time, but how were we spending so much money in this war against such a weak opponent. The answer is simple I was taking most of the money myself. One of my most common campaign goals was I would empty the treasury and keep all the money to myself. It was easy have Gnilraps collect the money and give me most of it, then spend some on combat orders and act like a lot of damage was done. Then request more saying we were out and kept repeating it, but SCI stop wanting to give us so much money after a while so iI had to take what I got. More proof is after my time as “VP” I started running programs for the AMP such as the food and tank program and the AMP lotto which were both funded by me.


I needed him to handle the funds directly to me

The last thing that pushed back to was us leaving Sirius. I didn’t want America to be an alliance but this was something I couldn’t accomplish as my time as president but pushed for us to be out of and did what I could to make our allies think we were never helping them and insulting them anyway I could. This was hard to do without me having direct contact and was probably why it took till Molly Emma was President for us to be kicked out of Sirius but its not something I can take all the glory of.

One thing I didn’t plan on was things being discussed and certain things to be pointing at me being the actual president after I was done. Some people started saying things in the executive board on the forums during Molly Emmas term and I didn’t have access to it at the time so I was unaware of what was going on/ Luckily someone informed me of some post that could easily point things at me so I had to figure out a way to check them out and see if they were bad. I asked DMJ and Largo both for a cabinet position so I could get access to the executive forum and go over things myself. But Largo did something I wasn’t expecting and said he would make them open to the public, I had to ruin his campaign so I told him elections are decided in the first hour and eRep just does fake votes to make the population to look bigger, I was anonymous tipper in that whole fiasco and I was the one to make him look bad I take full blame for all of that.

Now that DMJ won the election and everything would be kept locked from the public I could go over things without worrying about people finding post that could release my secret. I saw the post and I knew instantly I needed to get rid of them, but I had no mod powers and no one that had them I could trust with the information. I had to talk to the admin and he said that there was a coming server switch and he said he could just happen to forget to backup the forums and would lose a couple months of data, you know instead of just deleting them for me. There was a catch and that was it wouldn’t be for free so I had to pay to keep it a secret and for the favor. Maybe you have noticed the four months someone has anonymously donated to the forums well that person has been me, it was my way of paying for the service. So the couple weeks of no forums that was my fault, I just wanted to keep this a secret for a little while longer.


Secrets cost money.

So now you ask why have I finally admitted to do this, mainly for the lulz. Also to prove that I run everything. Yes this is all totally legit.

NEEDS MORE GREELING

Dictator for life of Greelingada
Former VP President
Greeling


Now to end with some Gosling