Gnilraps Day One

Day 2,877, 07:04 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps


Dear eUSA,

Join me in thanking Aramec for his month of leadership. I can honestly say that the articles he published in his newspaper as CP/D were brilliant, artistic, and impossible to top. If for no other reason, I am thankful for Aramec’s September.

And now October is upon us. Today is my RL birthday, so I guess this is a heartwarming gift from you all. I wish we were still a nation that can put up a thousand or more votes on CP election day, but we are what we are. And so to all of you except one, I love you and thank you.

The month ahead is going to be great. We’ve got an eFantasy thing planned that will probably get several dozens of you involved… I wouldn’t be surprised if we don’t get over a hundred participants. You’ll see.

We will also have our first ever Twitch show. Stay tuned for that, it will likely come on a Thursday in late October.

We have a juicy war that is moments away from beginning. Let all the world tremble.

And we have some other crap that you’ll find out about.

I want to make a comment about my Cabinet.

It is well known that I am just about the worst “politician” in politics. I’m naive, trusting, have a short memory, I like to like people, and I couldn’t connive my way out of a paper bag.

But I am a smart leader. And I know that if you want things to get done, you find people who are self-motivated for a reason.

I did not make a single solitary political appointment in my Cabinet. I drafted people who want to be CP someday.

So here’s my challenge to THEM and my invitation to you, eUSA. I want every citizen who still cares about our Government to keep a close watch on our every move. I want you to demand communication through media, innovation in their departments, and mistake-free operations.

I want you to be very judgy, eUSA, because my Cabinet is showing itself off to you. Each one of them is trying to woo you with his/her awesomeness in hopes that you will one day elect him/her to CP/D too. Play hard-to-get, eUSA. Don’t be a whore. Make them DANCE.

Watch for the WHPR later today. Do us all a favor and vote it, shout it, love it. Remember, ResouIa might just be on the hunt for your vote some day...

Sincerely your CP/D,
Gnilraps