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GHOST STORY

Day 2,696, 06:13 • Published in Netherlands China

• by SKYJACKED

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At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, “Who here has ever seen a ghost?”

Most of the hands go up.

“And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?”

About half the hands stay up.

“Okay, now how many of you have had *physical* contact with a ghost?”

Three hands stay up; there’s a slight murmur in the crowd.

“Gosh, that’s pretty good. Okay, have any of you ever, uh…, been *intimate* with a ghost?”

One hand stays up.

The speaker blinks.

“Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you’ve actually had *sexual* contact with a ghost?”

The fellow suddenly blushes and says, “Oh, I’m sorry,… I thought you said goat!”

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