Dangertimes

ATTENHUT!

This is General Hospital here, in charge of your Q5 "military MASH unit". While we are a fully functional health and wellness facility, we regret to inform you we will no longer be healing any damage you pansies have suffered which weren't incurred on the battle field.

This is not a charity operation. If you feel you suffer from poor wellness, i suggest you find a gifting partner. That is until diamonds magically turn into titanium and also become mainly useful to the military.

AT EASE!