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Today’s news features reports from Cyprus, Greece, and Serbia.

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Reporting from Cyprus is Finway Divi Filius.


There are Cyprus New:

:: Warfare

We are please to host our hellenic guest from the MU "17 Septembri".
If you are too impatient to become a mighty Cypriot, you can still join them and be patient, your day will come (or not).

17 Septembri MU




:: Economy

Nothing new...
If you want new dildoes or some cuddles you can still ask me in private.
All the money will be send to the Cyprus treasury.

xoxo my babies. wink wink




:: Society

In answer to Georgie manifest about Cyprus flag, that you can read here
THE NEW FLAG OF CYPRUS SINCE AUGUST 2006

montain boy JohnEveryman answered with a proposal of a new flag, reminding his mongol ancestors:



The complete paper can be found here:
Koymaya Geliyoruz!!! (= We're cuming)


:: Education

In memory of RIP KutlukBilgeKulKagan, Marcelbok wrote an article for the youngest, oldest, faggest... well for everyone, to honor our joker ❤ and remind who we are.

Article can be read here.


:: Food

In answer to the infidel Pizza the butt poor article,
tempting to seduce Greek swimmers to join South Carolina,



the Zionist commander of the Cypriot Wehrmacht, Stenleyipkis sent an ultimatum:
"We have the nuclear pampuan power, they don't"

His nice diplomatic analysis can be überead hier schnell meine bruder o/

NB: This information is not related to Meiapeuga in anyway.


:: Elections

Like in every civilized countries,
Candidates are preparing CP elections.

This month, we have 12 candidates ready to fight each other.
All promising a better Commune system, and freedom for everyone...



with even one pure Turkish aryan:




All... yeah, well, except one,
as you can see in Peepee Lolo article:

[CP elections] Vote for pipo lolo


May the force be with them.


Thanks for your time.



Finway Divi Filius~




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Reporting from Greece is Asterios C.


Hello, New World, this is Thessaloniki, Greece calling.

The country president elections were turned into an unofficial referendum over alliances, since every one of the three major contenders entered the race with a different proposal on his agenda. poseidonsr running under the banner of the Hellenic Army Meeting Point and endorsed by GIP and EEK, promised to undertake initiatives to form a new alliance with Greece, Romania, Argentina and Serbia as the core members, with other nations joining in as negotiations proceed (Platform / Cabinet). Mithrantir of HMP championed that, even though his heart lies with our friends in Argentina, the country's interests are best safeguarded if we align with the Poles (Platform / Position on Alliances / Cabinet. Finally, exorcism363 of EM led a vivid anti-Turkish, pro-Serbian campaign (Platform / Cabinet. In the days leading to the elections tension broke out among rival fractions, as all sides accused others of trying to manipulate the result by fighting in specific battles, along the nations of their choosing. With the polling stations open anxiety of electoral fraud spread over, since multies and zombies* were allegedly casting their ballot, hushing the voices of the actual active population.

A satiric youtube video of the supposed reaction of the runner up group at the face of defeat leaked in shouts further fueling the controversy. At the end of the day, poseidonsr was called upon to lead Greece in this new era, but he will definitely have trouble inspiring concord among the once more divided Greeks.

* a real but not so active account that rarely logs-in except for voting


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Reporting from Serbia is dushanseelny.


Hello eBrothers and eSisters, from Belgrade calling dushanseelny! Hope u will enjoy the article..😃

The most important thing happened this week, was, of course, presidential elections.. Fortunately, victor was Nikol000, candidate of the party "Samo Srbija" that was also supported by congress winners "Ujedinjena eSrbija". I don't know him personally, but from what I heard from other people, he is doubtless, the best diplomat in eSerbia, and highly respected man in our country.. With his victory, we don't have doubts that Serbia will get back its pride, lost long time ago, and that our Empire will raise above Spoland block.😃

At the moment, whole Serbian battlefield is easy to control- we got back almost all of our lost regions, and the only country that is still warring with us is Italy, and it is most likely that it will be erased from the map in a few days..😃 But, now it is the most important to fight hard for our allies who are in troubles, like Belarus, Slovenia, or Portugal, and after those wars finish, we must retrieve lost regions of our Montenegrin bros..😃

It will be much more interesting after forming new alliances, and I can't wait to see some really big war, which includes 2 or more world forces, clashing on the fronts..😃

Till that happens, we have only elections and RWs to write about..
Best regards, dushanseelny!


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