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Frikkie's Night Out

Day 1,919, 08:18 by Tabithi


Frikkie works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.



His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.



The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Frikkie! How ya doin?'

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

'Oh no,' says Frikkie. 'He's in my bowling league.

When they are seated, a waitress asks Frikkie if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'

'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Frikkie, starts to rub herself all over him and says,



‘Hi Frikkie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'

Frikkie 's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club Frikkie follows and spots her getting into a cab

Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.



Frikkie tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it .

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says, 'Geez , Frikkie you picked up a real b*itch this time.'

Frikkie’s funeral will be on Friday.
 

Comments

Mazzy Cat
Mazzy Cat Day 1,919, 08:22

Hehehe!

Meow!

CRNI VUK 88
CRNI VUK 88 Day 1,919, 08:43

v3 super

BugsBunnyz
BugsBunnyz Day 1,919, 09:15

Haha!!

This is why you shouldn't go to strip clubs

Soljabrat
Soljabrat Day 1,920, 09:51

haha good one

 
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