Frerk strikes back!

Day 1,256, 10:56 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Frerk
Greetings, fellow citizens, basement dwellers, and Ireland hating hippies;

I come to you on this glorious day to tell you that once again, during these glorious times, I would like to rule, er, be honoured to get elected to the Position of Prime Minister, or, more aptly, Country President of the United Kingdom. I have a great background, which I am going to share with you, which I feel more than qualifies me to lead the country into the next generation of non-alliance politics.

Firstly, and most importantly, I hate jamesw. This qualifies me as great. I find that anyone, or anything that does not drink whatever toxic fluids that James secretes from his mammary glands to be of the highest quality.

Secondly, I’ve done this before, a number of times. You can find all of my previous employment and positions on the Wiki, which include several terms as President, and even terms as Secretary General of Phoenix. Yes, I’m just that anal, and no, that won’t change. I do, however have a new attribute to put forward, which I have learned over the last four months from being in the same party as Jhorlin:

I don’t care what trolls think or do, and will only do what is best for this great nation.

The United Kingdom is somewhat stuck between a rock and a hard place. See, we hate Ireland and they hate us. We have had pretty decent relations up until recently with most countries, but the Irish, and their pesky poison potatoes are just enough to make me throw up a little in my mouth. I’ll go into more detail about that later.

However, Ireland is one of our least pressing matters. Due to our long standing hatred of Ireland, which I relate to the hatred between Serbia and the United States, we’ve become so entirely fixated on KILLKILLKILL, that some of our domestic programs, recruitment, and politics have become entirely jaded and focused on nothing else. In short, we’re starting to become a bit stagnant.

Have I mentioned that the last statement was a bit false, and we’re not becoming stagnant, but have become stagnant, boring, and outdated?

To help me in this regard, to not only ensure that I am completely unreachable once again on IRC (HERP), and help me cover all time zones properly, my HERMANO from another mother will be joining me in this chivalrous conquest by serving as the Deputy Prime Minister. Now I don’t think he’ll be as great as my last DPM, who didn’t even have Internet for half the term, but I’m certain he’ll not only help us once again right this great nation, but he’s so damn good he can do it while clicking fight and work from a different country.

This of course, is a former 4 time Prime Minister, and 7 time President of the Dishmcds variety. You can also find most of his former positions on the wiki, but he’s not quite as anal as me, so it’s not quite as up to date.

In a day you’ll see one of the greatest manifestos you have ever seen in this game. I’m sure that you’ll not only not need a skin magazine, but I promise World Peace, free food every day, and pictures of Fetaboxtrot in a dress (nice).

So until then, I say to you:

Vote for the CABULL on May 5th, which also happens to be both Cinco De Mayo and Bevrijdingsdag. Is this a coincidence?

We think not.
KICKASS CABULL CANDIDATE, Frerk

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