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Frerk is frerking the frerk out of the eUK

Day 1,409, 12:14 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Frerk

Hello again, United Kingdom. It's me, Emperor Frerk(See what I did there?), calling. Some of you might know me as the immovable object, the administrator on the UK's forums that will ban anyone if they get out of line and don't follow the rules. Some of you might know me as a Former President of the United Kingdom, some of you might know me as the Grand Puba on the IRC channels, or as that guy who has a rather morbid music taste.

Either way, I've been doing what I can for this country for a very long time. I've been in just about every position this country has to offer, including President, and I currently am Minister of Defence (along with my Hermano).

And now I'm running for President. My goals are simple, and so is my campaign. It's time to just get things done. We need to stop dividing ourselves to a point where no one wants to do anything for anyone else. We need to come together, be cohesive where it matters (especially in places like battles so we can, you know, win a few here and there), and generally just perform. Competition is great, in small amounts. It reminds me of weed in that regard.

At my side will, of course, be Dishmcds, whom I regard as my brother, and with whom I share a mind. He has been a president more times than I can count on one hand, and has been in charge of so many ministries, alliances and armies that he should probably be running instead of me.

So, in the coming days, we'll outline just what we plan on doing to, er, for this great country. I would like to thank the awesome members of the United Kingdom Reform Party for putting their trust in me yet again, and hope that each of you will to.

Sincerely,
Frerk
The Man with the Master Plan

 

Comments

Diakun
Diakun Day 1,409, 12:16

frerk'd

Arthur Wellesley
Arthur Wellesley Day 1,409, 12:17

FRERKAMAXX

Dishmcds
Dishmcds Day 1,409, 12:18

Frerking A

James Glover
James Glover Day 1,409, 12:22

Frecking!!!

hailey14
hailey14 Day 1,409, 12:22

frerk for Frerking UK < 3

TitanSmash
TitanSmash Day 1,409, 12:22

Hail Frerk! o/

ChewChewShoe
ChewChewShoe Day 1,409, 12:30

Frerk for president. o/

Horice G Fossil
Horice G Fossil Day 1,409, 12:31

http://vimeo.com/28507463

Horice \o

Invalidation
Invalidation Day 1,409, 12:46

I AM INVALIDATION HEAR ME ROAR!

Courtneys
Courtneys Day 1,409, 12:50

Horice, if you understood what he actually says you would be really laughing your ass off.

Frerk
Frerk Day 1,409, 12:54

That film
Is so funny

Albertti
Albertti Day 1,409, 13:24

\O/

Thomas765
Thomas765 Day 1,409, 14:05

Frerking Frerk for frerking prime minister of the frerking UK.

Voted

Inwegen
Inwegen Day 1,409, 14:24

Frerk yea!

Richard Byrd
Richard Byrd Day 1,409, 14:29

Ferky-Jerky!

Matt Scazza
Matt Scazza Day 1,409, 15:10

All this Frerk instead of f**k jokes are really starting to get on my frerking nerves.

Hans von Hohenstaufen
Hans von Hohenstaufen Day 1,409, 15:16

When the going gets tough, Frerk gets going.

Elle Roslin
Elle Roslin Day 1,409, 19:39

It's Poobah, not Puba fyi

Frerk
Frerk Day 1,409, 22:16

No it's not o_O?

Veruvia
Veruvia Day 1,409, 23:35

Certainly, in my opinion, the stronger of the two candidates to announce themselves so far! Best of luck to you, Frerk!

Mr Woldy
Mr Woldy Day 1,410, 03:33

^-^

Sir Humphrey Appleby
Sir Humphrey Appleby Day 1,410, 04:51

Frerking A

Ullok
Ullok Day 1,410, 05:32

Poobah is right, Puba is a rapper, Pumbaa is a warthog

McAfee01
McAfee01 Day 1,410, 07:37

Dish just likes someone to press the buttons for him, tbh

Baroness Margaret Thatcher
Baroness Margaret Thatcher Day 1,410, 08:43

frerking hell what a jolly frerkish article this is.

PigInZen
PigInZen Day 1,410, 09:09

Voted for Dish.

Anotherlamedrunk
Anotherlamedrunk Day 1,410, 09:27

inb4 winning presidency then going afk for 3 weeks

Frerk
Frerk Day 1,410, 10:33

Was actually planning on disappearing on the 6th.

Niemand
Niemand Day 1,410, 16:51

Maybe Frerk can rob Fort Knox. I know he is good in such things. An experienced guy Frek is.

Jhorlin
Jhorlin Day 1,411, 01:33

I voted Frerk once before, and he disappeared half way through his term. What I really wouldn't want to see is a Frerk+Dish combination in the hotseat - just look at what's happened to the MoD with those 2.

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SnowderBlazer Day 1,659, 11:33

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