Florida Secedes From The Union

Day 867, 10:46 Published in USA USA by Pizza The Hut

My Fellow Floridians, My Fellow Americans,

It is my sad duty to have to inform you that on behalf of the great State of Florida, we must secede from the union. A country which would elect a menace such as Woxan as President and would deny the will of their own party members in order to control who gets on the ballot and who the people get to select from, has betrayed us all. With almost a third of the population of the eUnited States, the Fortress State of Florida is truly the backbone of the Union. However, let us remember that it is we who were faithful to this Union, and that it was their treachery that has forced us out of it. We, the people of Florida, firmly believe in the principles of our eFounding Fathers. Although we must now face our countrymen on the field of battle, let the eWorld know that our cause is just. We fight for our liberty, for freedom, and for the right of our state to it's sovereignty and independence. My last act as a Senator from Florida shall be to initiate impeachment proceedings against this tyrant. Join the Republican Party. The last bastion of liberty in a troubled land.

Deo Vindice

"If the Confederacy fails, there should be written on its tombstone: Died of a Theory."
-President Jefferson Davis

Pizza The Hut
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Republic of Florida