Florida Secedes From The Union
Pizza The Hut
My Fellow Floridians, My Fellow Americans,
It is my sad duty to have to inform you that on behalf of the great State of Florida, we must secede from the union. A country which would elect a menace such as Woxan as President and would deny the will of their own party members in order to control who gets on the ballot and who the people get to select from, has betrayed us all. With almost a third of the population of the eUnited States, the Fortress State of Florida is truly the backbone of the Union. However, let us remember that it is we who were faithful to this Union, and that it was their treachery that has forced us out of it. We, the people of Florida, firmly believe in the principles of our eFounding Fathers. Although we must now face our countrymen on the field of battle, let the eWorld know that our cause is just. We fight for our liberty, for freedom, and for the right of our state to it's sovereignty and independence. My last act as a Senator from Florida shall be to initiate impeachment proceedings against this tyrant. Join the Republican Party. The last bastion of liberty in a troubled land.
Deo Vindice
"If the Confederacy fails, there should be written on its tombstone: Died of a Theory."
-President Jefferson Davis
Pizza The Hut
President
Republic of Florida
Comments
your freaking insane! why I supported you at one point I do not know.
Oh my sweet jesus.
Hopefully people will move to Karnataka now
LOL
HEY AJAY GUESS WHO'S THE NEXT POTUS
Oh, look Ajay is making a ridiculous claim.
Richard Nixon still in disbelief about who Ajay really is but just so happened to comment on this ver article 1 minute after it was published to reinforce our belief that Richard Nixon is not another Ajay multi.
Florida disagrees.
I think eFlorida is about to secede from Ajay :3
What do you mean by eFounding Fathers? The only thing that would make sense would be Admin and we know that this game exists for them to make money and as you know, or at least should know if you actually pay attention to how the game works, there is no "secede" module.
In fact the only way Florida could leave the US is if it were to be conquered. Is that what you are advocating?
Bwahahahaha
A good face palm is in order. Democracy in action doesn't work, so you...
No, I'm not even going to bother. Have fun!
As Moose said to Homer as he threw him out of the car.... "Stay out of Riverdale", all Floridians, say stay the hell out of our game, country, state, politics and anything else you want to stick your dirty fingers into.
stfu pls. kthxbai
I lol'd
Ajay fails yet again. I am vacationing in Florida right now, and its a really nice place. Also, most Floridians would fight with America to stay a part of the Union.
So does this mean you aren't voting in Congress anymore?
You're an idiot
Pizza you need to realise how foolish an article you wrote man.
Oh you :3
Lol!
Fail!
>your freaking insane! why I supported you at one point I do not know.
Truer words have never been spoken, Richard Nixon II.
I'm guessing this, which Pizza discussed a week or so ago, as he described himself as President of Florida, on IRC as a possibility is finally being written about because Pizza can see Woxan, one of Ajay Bruno's his most hated enemies, is becoming President of eUSA.
Pizza, if you don't like how the country is going, why don't you just run away and join South Africa? Oh, wait, been there, done that. What about the United Kingdom? No, they hate you, too. Hmm... Canada? No, I wouldn't wish you on an eBro like Canada!
I give up, but the fact remains that Florida can't secede from the Union, making this article just another example of your exemplar lolz.
Hut the Pizza is better than Pizza the Hut. Just saying! Oh and tl;dr you suck.
>Florida Secedes From The Union
I just imagined Pizza The Hut crossing a line in the sand and expecting the 7000-plus residents of Florida to follow him. No one does. XD
*points and laughs at Pizza*
You know my favorite part of Ajay articles? The fact that they almost always end up with more comments than votes. Also Ajay, you know you are now trying to get Pizza banned and have Richard Nixon be the "main account" of yours. Don't think we're dumb enough to not know this.
Fail secession
Ajay, I have full solidarity in your efforts to have Florida secede. FLORIDA FIST
I know I've already posted more than once, but this is bugging me so much that I have to say something. XD
From the article above:
"😉io Vindice"
Latinfailmaxx.
It's Deo Vindice, if you mean to use the Confederacy's motto. Unless, of course, you're a Dioist, in which case you used the correct phrase, meaning: "😉io will prove us right."
http://www.latin-dictionary.org/Deo_vindice" target="_blank">http://www.latin-dictionary.org/Deo_vind[..]dice
But since you generally fail to grasp that this is a game and you'd probably think all eReligions are some sort of cult, you probably meant Deo Vindice. 😛
Question Pizza:
Do you realize you were elected to a Representative position and not a executive one. Thus you cannot make decisions such as seceding for the US. That would be reserved for your states governor or state legislature should they exist. And since they do not, those decisions cannot be made. In conclusion "neener neener neener" 😛 😛 😛
Don't worry everyone, the SSZNDS has this under control:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/super-stealth-zombie-ninja-death-squad-overthrows-ajay-1287623/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/supe[..]/1/20
Of course, we know how totally legal and possible this is.
Hell I support the Confederacy and I hate this wing nut.
Roflcopter.
Can they ban this guy already? And for Richard Nixon...I think he is a multi of Ajay's as well, but I need to do more research. Why is this guy still playing? What is his excuse for the admins when they ban him?
Whatever you did, it didn't work: http://www.erepublik.com/en/country/society/USA" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/country/soci[..]y/USA - scroll down to the regions and go to "F"
not only is Florida still a region of the US, it's still the capital.
swing and a miss
He screwed with Australia too, Astra. =o
"😉eo Vindice"
Woot, once again Ajay has corrected something someone noticed was wrong in an article without thanking said person. 😛
Blank Keating, yeah, I know, I totally noticed what he renamed that party he looted. :/
And thanks, JPJ, for pointing out the obvious to Pizza. In case anyone was dumb enough to believe this article for even a second, check out the Society page. XD
Does this mean I won't get to keep my retirement home in Boca?
@ Astra, hardcore facts trump retarded rhetoric any day
Kick yourself out of this game -.-
Pizza went fishing for attention and hooked himself some big one's today.....
as sort of an outsider view i got to say that this election was stupid, Everyone knew Woxan would win and if you didn't want him there was no other candidate. 2 Blocker candidates is stupid but whatever you did what you had to do to win. Now I voted for Woxan just for the fact that there was no one better to vote for but whatever
>😉oes this mean I won't get to keep my retirement home in Boca?
You will, you'll just need a different passport to go there! 😉
@JPJ: Completely, but sometimes I get so caught up in how so utterly stupid it is that I can't think of the really obvious, really common sense way to tell him it's not happening. 😛
Pizza the Ajayhill for Pope. Wait...
This is why I subscribed.
Fail.
I wish Pizza The Hut would secede from this unholy union he has with our country
This article translates as:
I can't run a pretend country in a computer game so I will throw my toys out the pram and set up my own pretend country within a pretend country.
Get help.
^lol above