First day as Hungarian MoFA: Thank You Serbia, as usual.

Day 717, 12:58 • Published in Serbia Hungary • by montaigne

Dear All,


I wish to write my first article as Hungarian MoFA in the Serbian Press.

First of all I wanted to say Thank You Serbia for fighting again shoulder to shoulder with Hungarians in Slovakia. Some people are saying, that this attack on Slovakia was like this and like that. And that Hungary has killed a small and innocent nation.

Well, they may well be small, but not so innocent. They were too noisy. They gave up their neutrality (which they claimed to be) and started to flirt with Eden. Really annoying.

Every second day bare-foot redneck Eden guys were shooting in that training war in the immediate neighbourhood. One day one of the Hungarian military guys tol😛 let us also have some fun! We should occupy one region, where Eden is doing the Training War, and let's see what happens!

Well, the other guy was saying, that one territory may be taken back with the activated MPP-s, so it is not a long-lasting solution.

A third guy told, that how about we say hello to our Polish friends? IRL we are in such good relationship, let's do some fun together. But again, Slovakia was there in between.

Then yesterday evening some Romanian guys discovered that actually they are all Belgians, and they started to talk "Belgian" language. And started an RW.

Hungarian military guys beleived, that a small diversion by attacking 1..2..3...why not 4 Slovak regions, will absorb enough damage from "Belgium". But Romaninas considered Slovakia a boring and useless place and they concentrated on their "Belgium" instead of saving their ally. Greedy people. They got 1 and lost 4.

Well, eSlovakia does not exist any more. Just because they were too noisy and their allies did not consider them important enough. Hungary will have now training wars free of charge, actually paid by Eden.

Dear Serbian fighters, if you are still in Hungary, don't go home, because it will fun!


Best regards

montaigne