Finland offers an updated immediate surrender.

Day 857, 13:40 • Published in Russia USA • by Sossu
As every sane person can realize, Finland is on the verge of a total victory over Russia, as you have conquered our entire nation and therefore we can generate a massive babyboom and annihilate your country totally. The President of Finland decided to retreat Southern Finland after you attacked it in order to save you from eternal shame after we would inevitably have plowed through Russia. However our allies and brothers in Southern Europe, Croats, will soon make their final push to establish a succesful land bridge to Asia, our war efforts will be concentrated there and as it is completely possible for Finland to RW Finnish regions and also North Corean regions in the process, we won't however do it in the near future because we value our allies beyond everything.

Therefore I advice the people of Russia to accept this gracious peace treaty, which will be useful to both parties upon signing. We want your country back and repayment from Russia from all the harm you caused to us, and you want to save your honor, and prevent us from drinking every single drop of booze in Russia and killing every single bear in Russia with our bare hands.

The contents of this contract are following.

-All original territories of Finland will be returned to their rightful owners
-Russia will pay for all costs of liberating Finland
-Russia will replace the lost hospitals of Western Finland and Aland or alternatively pay an accountable sum of Gold so Finland can rebuild them.
-The region of Urals shall be succumbed to Finnish rule for an infinite amount of time.
-Russia will pay Finland 5000G as war reparations, split in to 5 parts which will be donated every 6.th day in 5 consecutive months.
-All member nations of Phoenix will refrain themselves from signing MPP😒 with Estonia and Latvia from now on.
-Russia can not engage Finland over their possessions outside of their borders.
-Russia will pay the necessary sum of Gold so we can again declare wars against every neighbor of ours.

Please note our kindness as we do not demand all of your regions, but we will take them in a new war in the future.

I look forward to your President’s response before we start to reproduce and wipe your country from the face of earth.

With best regards.

Sossu