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There are some little known facts about our president Ariel David Buena. Here are but a few:

♠Ariel doesn't need food to survive. He just eats Q5 iron.

♠Ariel's citizen can buy raw materials.

♠Countries sign MPPs with Ariel.

♠Ariel represents himself in PEACE.

♠There is a Q5 hospital in Ariel's inventory

♠Ariel doesn't need your approval to add you to his friends list

♠The leading causes of death in the eWorld are: 1. Permaban 2. Ariel 3. inactivity.

♠Ariel is the only Q6 Defense System.

♠Citizenship doesn't apply to Ariel.

♠admin is a multi of Ariel.

♠Ariel can travel between countries that are at war.

♠Ariel lives in a Q6 House

♠If you have five gold and Ariel has five gold, Ariel has more money than you.

♠Ariel can slam a revolving door.

♠Ariel fears nothing. (Not even Congress)

♠Emerick is great! Ariel is greater!

♠Ariel can eat grain raw.

♠admin cannot ban Ariel. Only Ariel can ban himself.

♠When Ariel buys a Defense System, it automatically becomes an Offense System.

♠Ariel reported a bug to admin and admin responded.

♠Once upon a time, the headless chicken has a head. That's before it met Ariel.

♠When Ariel logs in, the eRepublik server crashes.

♠If you have five gold and Ariel has five gold, Ariel has more money than you.

♠Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Ariel likes to eat snake legs. Hence, Snayke

♠There are no eNationalities, only countries of people Ariel has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

♠Ariel doesn't actually write articles, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

♠Ariel house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

♠Ariel doesn't need to log in to eRepublik to play it.

♠Ariel can sneeze with his eyes open.

♠Ariel can kill two stones with one bird.

♠The chief export of Ariel is Pain.

♠The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Ariel out. It failed miserably.

♠Contrary to popular belief, Ariel, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

♠Someone once videotaped Ariel getting pissed off. It was called the Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

♠If you spell Ariel in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

♠Ariel once shot down a Japanese fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

♠Ariel is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

♠Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Ariel.

♠There are no steroids in eCricket. Just players Ariel has breathed on.

♠Ariel can train twice in a day.

♠Ariel, not aardvark, is the first word in the dictionary.

♠Ariel can PTO a country by himself.

♠Ariel can erase admin from the friends list.

If you have other facts about Ariel, you can comment it. I'll edit this article several times to add your facts about Ariel.