Slutty Times

Hello fellow country men and women!!!

Its been almost two weeks since I miraculously rose from the dead and I feel its time for me to do something. So do something I will!


Look how excited they are.

So I am running for the position of Party President of The Australian Independents Party.

Why would anyone vote for me?


Obviously for my intellect.

Well quite frankly I'm an independent guy, just what you the people deserve. I'm so independent I live in the bush, and wrestle kangaroos. I'm so independent I don't even understand all the modules yet. And quite frankly I'd love a reason to write more of my old fashioned articles.....with boobs.


Imagine more articles with these.

I know that's a lot of independence. Hopefully not to much for the AIP to handle.So remember vote me AIP Party President. You won't regret it!

Ezekiel Thomas
"Independent"