EZC Announces New Airborne Division

Day 3,174, 16:18 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps
Band of Brothers
Day 3174 of the New World
July 29, 2016






eUSA has depended on Easy Company to provide steady damage since before the days of OMS. For those of you who don’t know what ‘OMS’ is, just know that what I mean is that EZC has been the primary damage-dealer for eUSA for a VERY LONG TIME.

And EZC isn’t going away.

In fact, Easy Company is getting better.







Every time Plato has twisted the game mechanics, Easy Company has been at the forefront of capitalizing on whever advantages emerge. True, each thrust from Plato’s dagger has been a stab at our collective backs, but the hallmark of EZC has been to turn Plato’s dagger into eUSA’s advantage.


In brief:
Plato introduced Q6 weapons. EZC was first in eUSA to distribute them.
Plato introduced Q7 weapons. EZC was first in eUSA to distribute them.
Plato introduced MU bonuses. EZC earned them all.
Plato introduced Daily Orders. EZC set them according to eUSA priorities from day 1.
Plato (re-)introduced houses. At every Q level EZC was first to distribute or capitalize on them.
Plato introduced Division fighting. EZC was first in eUSA to introduce a low-level training program.
Plato has thrown one competition after another at us. EZC wins them all.




And now Plato has thrown the wrench once more into the works.

Introducing the Air-to-Air Missile industry (what I will be calling ATA).

That's right Soldiers, we have an entirely new industry to deal with, one with tremendous military implications: the ATA missile.

And Easy Company (as if you expected anything less…) is going to turn it into an advantage for eUSA.






Introducing the EZC Airborne Division.





ATTENTION: The information you are about to digest is not just for current EZC members. If you want to become an Airborne Specialist, this is the time to join Easy Company.

Here’s why…







Easy Company has begun identifying citizens loyal to eUSA who want to become ATA (Airborne) experts.

Our Airborne division will be FULLY EQUIPPED FOR TRAINING in PERCEPTION from day 1.

That’s right, anyone who joins the EZC Airborne Division will be fully sponsored for Perception training from the first day Plato introduces it. In other words, Easy Company will be the biggest, baddest ass, most damage-dealing ATA unit in eUSA… And with your help we may just be the best in the eWorld.

How?





EZC Airborne Division will be ATA specialists, focusing 100% of our energy and resources on ATA training, resources, and battles.

And Easy Company Command has developed systems to make sure that no matter what your citizen looks like today, once you join EZC Airborne, you will instantly become a battlefield beast.

Every member of EZC Airborne will be fully upgraded and trained from day 1.
Every member of EZC Airborne will receive eUSA’s best supplies for ATA combat.
Every member of EZC Airborne will be given additional benefits that can’t be mentioned in this article.
Every member of EZC Airborne will be a full-fledged member of eUSA’s best and most decorated Military Unit.


All it takes is for you to jump.

And when EZC jumps, we don’t yell “Gironomo!”

That’s for pansies and FYROMians.

When EZC Airborne jumps, we yell…


CURRAHEE!!!







What kind of soldiers is EZC looking for to join its Airborne Unit?

Pro-eUSA Citizens.
Low-Strength Citizens.
Trusted Citizens.
Citizens who want to become suddenly relevant in eRepublik.
Citzens who have felt left-out by the old Strength mechanics.






If you are interested, contact one of the following EZC officers:

Deepchill
What4
Ubuntu21
Melissa Rose
Jasher
Marius CB
Gnilraps









Here's a peek at the uniform our Airborne Division will be wearing:





You may now return to your regularly scheduled clicking