Exposing the (Belgian) Funky 6th

Day 2,344, 05:14 • Published in United Kingdom USA • by MaryamQ

In the face of persistent rumors that eBelgians are invading the eUK by way of the Funky 6th regiment, this reporter is providing you with an insider’s guide to the shady characters to watch.



Nohjis
Current captain of the 6th and former commander of Funky, this guy is a force to be reckoned with. A RL Belgian and former CP of eBelgium x3, he has long been believed by some to be manipulating things on both sides of the border from behind the scenes. His most recent insidious act has been to intimidate members of the regiment into *gasp* singing him a song and writing articles about the 6th while dangling the carrot of tanks before their eyes. It is recommended that you keep your children out of his way, as he might attempt to teach them something useful in this game.

MaryamQ
Former interim commander of Green Militia and the Belgium National Army, this former eBe CP x3 (do you see a pattern here?), while keeping a low profile in the eUK, has managed to bring several former members of GM with her into the Funky 6th. She has a reputation for killing people’s enjoyment of the game by treating them with kindness and respect and expecting the same from them. It is also noted that she encouraged Nohjis’s entry into eBelgian politics, clearly part of an evil plot to hold power herself.

NLSP
Former captain of the 6th, he is also RL Belgian and – you guessed it – CP x3 of eBelgium. He also tortured the regiment with a contest that included such things as giving answers to trivia questions and suggesting a regimental mascot. Fortunately, nobody is known to have suggested an innocent kitten, as NLSP is a well known serial killer of the poor things. A little known fact – his name stands for Naively Loves Stupid People.

Critically
Former commander of BNA, a member of GM prior to that, and former CP (but only x1), Critically is King of eBe in exile, having recently accepted UK citizenship. It is currently under debate in eBe as to whether he should be regarded as an honorable foreigner or simply an evil forum administrator.

Renkie
Another former member of GM, and a RL friend of MaryamQ’s eHusband, Renkie retains his eBelgian citizenship. He is quiet but deadly, rarely having anything to say publicly, but fighting hard when his damage counts.

Helviro
A former BNA member (as seen by his avatar) and a long-time member of the sinister Res Belgica, Helviro is now inside the eUK, and who knows what he may be plotting here with his former mates?


Even M. Poirot is overwhelmed by the extent of this
BrunoCND
Another former BNA commander, former GM member, eBelgian CP x3, and eFather-in-law of MaryamQ, he is also now inside the UK and apparently quietly biding his time.

AndreasC
This former GM soldier is still in eBelgium and a member of Res Belgica. He is another quiet one who may turn deadly when needed. If you doubt how dangerous he is, consider the San Andreas Fault. Is the name a coincidence? I think not!

MCKitkat[
This former CP of eBelgium x1 is still a citizen of eBe, although he claims the title of King of Luxembourg. He is the eSon of Critically and eGrandson of MaryamQ. You never know what to expect of this Blink-182 fan.

Ayleo
Another former GM member, Ayleo is the most recent immigrant to the eUK, purportedly to match his citizenship to his MU for the coming competition. Let me just say, still waters run deep.

Mr. Wonka
This young player is another former CP of eBelgium and Director General of ProSirius, another of MaryamQ’s eGrandsons, and has been heavily involved in foreign affairs for much of his eLife. Who knows what he’s going to do next?


hmmm… Precisely who is invading whom?

There you have it folks. Is this just the tip of the iceberg or a tempest in a teapot? Judge for yourselves, and…