Join the new world

Much like Ghengis Khan with the Mongolians, Alexander the Great with the Macedonians and Darth Vadar and the Empire, China have spread forth through Asia, using the multi-chain supermarket Tescos to influence the public into surrendering to the Chinese will. Using Tesco's as a lynchpin for their masterminded plan, China have successfully taken over roughly half of Asia and will soon be on our doorstep, attacking us with bargain-bin Chicken Piri-Piri. Yes, people, I have discovered that Tesco's plan to take over the world.


Chicken attack!

By poisoning us with cheap gas on their foods and brainwashing us with their slogan, Every Little Helps, China are going to control the World. "Every Little Helps", which when played backwards translates in Chinese as "China are Awesome and Great", has been inserted into adverts around the country in an attempt to win us over. Another company to be under the Chinese control is Dobbies Garden centre, which was bought by Tesco's quietly a few years back.


R2-D2 value droids. The Pawns of the Chinese army.

Making bombs out of Dobbies fertiliser and pots, the Chinese decimated the ONE alliance and fought back from the brink of death to now control 38 regions, a far cry from the three they owned a month back. Althoguh they have now given up in japan, their tactics have worked.


Our last hope. Hugh.

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