Evil Dictators Everywhere!

Day 2,656, 07:06 • Published in Netherlands Netherlands • by Arcanic Mindje


BREAKING NEWS!

Dictators around the world has risen up against the governments and taking power from the people!

Netherlands has become an Dictator state under the Ariana crazed Garmr who will enforcing a new rule which Dutch citizens must bow down to Ariana Grande 50 times a day or face a punishment of being force fed pancakes for 3 days

In other news United Kingdom’s Cpt Chazbeard took over the country which makes it compulsory watch to Diakun’s Anime which includes the hentai anime Boku no Pico
Romania
elbandido took control by force and introduced a ridiculous law which includes that all Romanian citizens must sing the Romanian Eurovision song Zaleilah or face the punishment of watching Inna’s poor live singing.

Bolivia
Hannibal68 overthrows the Bolivian government and names Bolivia the eLlama state of Bolivia with the simple law of praying to a Llama!

Bulgaria
The next possible supreme dictator of eRepublik took a major first step as Ko3aTa forces Bulgaria under a dictatorship!

Canada
Rylde took down the Canadian dictatorship democratic party recently by declaring himself the true Dictator of Canada! Laws follows such as all Canadian citizens must produce 50kg of Maple Syrup or be punished!
Denmark
Maine Coon leads the Dictator march to Denmark, placing a law that citizens must eat a Danish Pastry every hour or face imprisonment with the failed leaders of the German Coup!
Italy
Italian dictator Titan DC took control of Italy but also copying the similar Dutch Pancake punishment law but with the Italian version of Pizza! All citizens must cook 100 Pizzas in fine quality or face punishment!
Moldova
Meanwhile the Epic Sax Guy is back in Moldova as Mikael Kanto took charge which forces all citizens to watch and listen to the 10 Hour Epic Sax Guy video!

Slovenia
One of the most powerful leader of Slovenoa Colonel Bruce (Not General yet) unleashes his power as he bring Slovenia under control of his dictatorship!

Switzerland
Romania wasn't enough for the Romanian Dictatorship regime as they have added Switzerland to their ranks also introducing a new law to for the Swiss citizens, all Swiss citizens must provide 100kg of Cheese to the Romanian citizens or face a lengthy jail time and must bow down to the picture of uxini!

However the Brave South Koreans under Hayeon had saved the Korean KBBQ from coming under Romanian control who’s goal to swap it with Romanian food!

And the German Currywursts are saved from a brave fight against the Argentians who was coming to take over with their Argentinian Grilled food!