Ever Forward: On Victory and the Struggles Ahead
Day 2,512, 11:12
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by Kaminarinote
Hands of Lightning: News by the ignorant for the ignorant
Rylde wins!
Rylde with his trusty panther/campaign manager DMV3
In what was one of the closest elections in recent memory, Rylde wins his seventh presidency 126 votes to 107, over “This Ain’t Dozzer XXX”. At the time I last checked, shortly before three, Rylde was winning 128 votes to 120 – which means only 2 votes for Rylde were illegitimate, and an astonishing 13 for Dozzer. eCanada has sent a clear message to the CPF: one-party rule is over. The countless months of moderate, even-handed rule by a central cabal of politicians has come to its rightful end. Fun has returned to our gleaming shores, and for it we all shall SUFFER. In the distance, the war drums sound, and we are once again ready to expand the Great Canadian Empire. Who will Rylde and his cabinet of professionals, and Xander, decide to
As for inter-party politics, the time to stand up together and unite is now. Supporters of Dozzer must now respect the results and pledge themselves to work beside their former adversaries. The Imperial Wolves, Canada’s third largest party, has already pledged to serve eCanada’s best interests and work with all parties in the month ahead. While we officially supported Dozzer in the election, the IW are dedicated to Canada first and foremost, and we honour the democratic process by respecting the results of this very close election. Those who agree with this idea, and are more loyal to Canada than their entrenched faction, are encouraged to join us.
Next up: Party President Elections. Who will lead the factions that shape Canada’s future? Stay tuned for more.
Until next time,
Kaminarinote
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know what i'm sayin'
Your work supporting your parties official candidate was amazing. Thanks Bruce, so glad you're back spewing garbage.
Unlike the CPF, the Imperial Wolves can differentiate its member from its party, and that its individual members are humans and not chess pieces.
You wrote the article here like you are making some huge leap in standing with the new regime. Someone had to call you on this as a 1 day member.
Where are these claims in my article? I'm congratulating the victors, and offering the support of the party of which I'm the spokesman. Settle down, Druid.
I am the calm one.
Bunch of cheaters those CPFers....
We finally getting some members with initiative. Won't be long before you put on the antlers on yourself if this keeps up.
Rolo 4 CPF PP!
Damn it, I had 15 of my accounts banned this morning.
15?. I told you we needed 25!
Unprofessional, am I? I suppose that gives me unfettered creative license for the Ministry of Re-Education. Prepare yourself, Brucie.
Your recent article and all 0 words of it proved me wrong. You really are the best.
Brucie, words are the little black squiggles underneath the pictures. Check again, the MoRE article contains 5 words. You can tell by the tiny blank spots between the squiggles.
NOW CHOKE YOURSELF.
That your comment to me just now is longer than your education article proves how "professional" you are.
LMAO... I'm so happy I moved to eCanada. I'm truly amused
Not as if CPF never worked with others before.. >.>
As TheSmoke sai😛 "There was no coalition"
Ha, that was when we specifically asked IW and PFC about what they thought about a coalition and working as a bloc. Neither said anything, so how could there have been a coalition?
Good. Tell Minou that. She thinks CPF is cooperative, that it works with people! Ha, how absurd! Feel free to tell her otherwise.
Bruce, just go back to the US...
Oh that's right, they ignored you.
Welcome back to where you can be denigrated by those you troll.
5 Harsh 3 Me, Dill.
Just following your lead bro. Come back as normal, sane person, get treated as normal, sane person. Drop the persona for awhile at least. No one believes you are 'enlightened'.
Never did I say I was "enlightened". As for the rest, I'll quote Seneca: "There is no genius without a touch of madness", which is why you're perfectly sane.
Then you are a HUGE GENIUS!!!
Thank you for proving yourself for us.
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