eUK Action News: Day 2659: CP/Dictator Special

Day 2,659, 13:48 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Department for Education




Go Freedom of the Press! So many great articles in this addition. An update, I promised this yesterday, I lied, mwahahahah Dictatorship. In other news I hope to continue this depending on who is elected, and it may not be in the MoEd, so stay tuned!





Nothing currently...

Moving on...



Cheetah Curtis (Mwahah mispelt) CP Announcement

Leopard Kurtis provides us with a very unique manifesto for running for CP, or not?


The face of a Predator

And be sure to read Alexander Popovics, much wanted endorsement of CC 😉



Another somewhat unique take on Dictatorship elections
Rob the Bruce launches his campaign for leadership of our glorious nation!


Bruce has told me that he is very ready. Nice to see you to see you.



Serf throws his banana into the basket.

Ser Fartsalittle returns for the sequel, can he do it again this month, only time will tell 😉


Mr Serf will see you now, Dapper



Sir Morton runs for CP

SirMorton, with his insight on his policies should he be elected as benevolent dictator.


Campaign promise fulfilled 😉



Huey George announces his candidacy quite late to the table.





CP Candidates as it stands! (More may be announced tomorrow, heres looking at WRP 😉)

Cue X Factor Finalist Music



Huey George, Late Night Candidacy!







I write some articles! Won't be promoted too much in the interest of fairness.



My Campaign succeeds
Some Stuff about benevolence



MONEYZ

Get yer trading grant loands now! Short time offer!





Oooh Matron

Scandalous reporter J Moriarty provides us with the goss.





Complimentary WayneKerr mention.

That is all for this edition folks. Hope to see you soon, hopefully after the election. Love ya 😉
K thx bye.

Remember, when reading the news, always check the comments section. Source of guaranteed entertainment!
From eUK dMoEd,
Aaron Mark Daniels