eTruth- SUFFER

Day 2,593, 10:50 Published in Canada Portugal by The Anaconda


eCanada, the enemy is in our midst. For some time now, we have been suffering a SUFFER party. Who have done nothing but moan and buy votes for the good part of the past three months now. So who are these insufferable fools?

We start with their congress roster.

chickenguys
Original citizenship: American
Nothing wrong there now that it seems that they’re in our camp for now. I just hope he’s like the upstanding americans with us and not another turd.
Military Unit: American
Also nothing wrong there.
Current location: Albania
Fighting for our enemies. Potentially directly against us.
Top Damage: Canada
He’s fought once for us at least, so there is that.

Agent Chieftain
Original citizenship: Bulgarian
Maybe he’s upset with bulgarian politics and has learned to love maple syrup, hockey and bacon?
Military Unit: Pakistan
wut now?
Current location: Chile
Fighting for our enemies. Potentially directly against us.
Top Damage: Bulgaria
Really hope he actually loves syrup, hockey and bacon.

Dr Hugh Jardon
Original citizenship: Australian
Friend and ally
Military Unit: Portugal
Friend and ally
Current location: Canada
o7
Top Damage: Australia
Friend and ally

Dio.Brando
Original citizenship: Pakistan
hmm?
Military Unit: Pakistan
wut now?
Current location: Canada
o7
Top Damage: Canada
o7

Glue Salad
Not going to waste my time here, three guesses who's clone this is?

Now their other members in governance:

the spokesman
Pato Ar
Original citizenship: Argentina
Friend and ally
Military Unit: Portugal
Friend and ally
Current location: Argentina
Friend and ally
Top Damage: Argentina
Friend and ally

the VP
zRTx
Original citizenship: Poland
wut now?
Military Unit: Poland
wut now?
Current location: Poland
Fighting for our enemies. Potentially directly against us
Top Damage: Finland
Friend and ally?
Extra note:
Still no TP damage done for Canada eh?

And the rest don't matter.

Decide for yourself whether its a PTO or not. But my opinion is that nobody whose loyalty is suspect should be put into congress lest we suffer an accident with the NE button.


The Anaconda,
Bringer of truth
Rat exterminator