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eSouth Africa Wins Dick Move of the Week
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Way to go eSA. Way to go.
That is all.
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-Hari Michaelson
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"Dude, What The Hell?" Ask eAustralian Leaders
What was believed to be a peaceful anti-PTO region swap between eBrazil and eSouth Africa today was revealed to in fact be an attempt by both parties to allow eBrazil access to a border with eAustrailia, allowing the Brazilians a chance to attack eAustralia in what is now being described by most EDEN nations as a "Total dick move."
Gaius knows what's up.
"Wow, really South Africa?" asked eMerican President Jewitt in response to the deceitful actions made by the South African government. "I mean, I know we all have kind of gotten used to PEACE or PHOENIX or whatever pulling this crap, but you guys?"
Added former President Gaius Julius "What happened South Africa? You used to be cool."
Yo South Africa I'm really happy for you and Ima let you finish and all, but the eUK had one of the best Dick Moves of all time; OF ALL TIME.
eUK PM Woldy was overjoyed at the news saying "Finally, there are other nations out there who aren't afraid to show that they too are willing to sacrifice all pretenses of honor and independence when it comes to allowing PEACE/PHOENIX nations a chance to encroach on another nation's sovereignty. Jolly good!"
Remember when the eUK had the Dick Move of the Week?
As of press time there was no response from the eSouth African government, who were too busy allowing the Brazilian Military through their lands to issue a response.
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The Muckraker: You know Lana? Yeah, we tapped that.
Way to go eSA. Way to go.
That is all.
-Editor-on-the-Edge-
-Hari Michaelson
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"Dude, What The Hell?" Ask eAustralian Leaders
What was believed to be a peaceful anti-PTO region swap between eBrazil and eSouth Africa today was revealed to in fact be an attempt by both parties to allow eBrazil access to a border with eAustrailia, allowing the Brazilians a chance to attack eAustralia in what is now being described by most EDEN nations as a "Total dick move."
Gaius knows what's up.
"Wow, really South Africa?" asked eMerican President Jewitt in response to the deceitful actions made by the South African government. "I mean, I know we all have kind of gotten used to PEACE or PHOENIX or whatever pulling this crap, but you guys?"
Added former President Gaius Julius "What happened South Africa? You used to be cool."
Yo South Africa I'm really happy for you and Ima let you finish and all, but the eUK had one of the best Dick Moves of all time; OF ALL TIME.
eUK PM Woldy was overjoyed at the news saying "Finally, there are other nations out there who aren't afraid to show that they too are willing to sacrifice all pretenses of honor and independence when it comes to allowing PEACE/PHOENIX nations a chance to encroach on another nation's sovereignty. Jolly good!"
Remember when the eUK had the Dick Move of the Week?
As of press time there was no response from the eSouth African government, who were too busy allowing the Brazilian Military through their lands to issue a response.
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The Muckraker: You know Lana? Yeah, we tapped that.
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Ha. So true.
this is definitely world war IV
So true.
Exactly why I'm in South Africa. President Ines Schumacher's dictatorship must be destroyed!
viva la revolution!
eSA is a butt, pass it on.
Win move of the week <a href="http://www.erepublik.com/en/South-Africa/law/20849" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/South-Africa[..]20849</a>
"What happened South Africa? You used to be cool."
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wtf dudes.
Just a note, lot's of errors because I'm kind of on Vicodin.
LOVE IT
You think you love it? Can't wait to see the eSA Presiden't response to the award letter I sent her.
eUK and eSA are now part of the same club!
"You think you love it? Can't wait to see the eSA Presiden't response to the award letter I sent her." That made me lol.
Club Failure?
I made the President lol. I do get a medal or something?
Typical women
No, you just get a ribbon. Fresh out of medals. Sorry.
I just want someone to acknowledge how awesome I am.
Help Save eAustralia!!!!!
Your awesome Hari
inorite?
Tell that to the Fluffertonian Judges Board.
Help us friends
did someone says vicodin?
Emerick is right. This is why Women should not have access to the red button : )
Put something about that in your paper, Aeros
Good lord, what happened?
Total d*ck move.
And if anyone should know what it's like to be pushed around, it should have been eSA.
Now, we know their true colours.
eSA?
Brazil's lapdog.
Enjoy your new status as slave and social pariah.
This article has been entered for the Zoli Award to be presented on the 23rd.