ESO now with more Omelettes

Day 2,067, 09:51 Published in United Kingdom Israel by dante643

I’d like to start off this message with thanking everyone in ESO for voting for me, I hope I can do you proud. This is just going to be a brief message and the start of ESO competitions under my term, I’ll be discussing Congress, CP elections and finally get to the competitions. Oh and the open bounty on the head of JamesW, probably should get to that first.



First things first, JamesW has left the party, as such we should all accept that in good graces, thank him for his service to the Party and wish him the best of luck. Is what I would be saying if I wasn’t petty and vengeful when there’s lols to be had. As such beginning this moment JamesW has a 500GBP marker on his head, you bring it in my ESO minions, you get the reward and a nice shiny medal.


Above, dedicated and authenticated ESO bounty hunter

Eat Some Omelette is continuing with all members under level 27 receiving 2000 health a week from myself, if any older members wish to help just send me a message, if not I’m more than happy to keep it running from my own pocket.


quality of food may vary, may contain traces of Cyg

For Congress this month, hopefully we’ll be able to attract some more members to get us into the top 5 if not than contingency measures have been thought out and agreed upon with other parties, so do not fear, ESO representation will continue in Congress. I am also looking for hopeful Congress candidates to step up, if you are interested please send me a message.



Now then the competitions, the first one is a free ESO-Only Lottery the prize is 250GBP, to join merely comment below with the comment ‘Death to JamesW’ and your ticket will be sent out. The second competition will be Name that Oldf@g, here is the clue ‘this man has been CP 3 times and is most well-known for sending us on holiday in Portugal’ first right answer gets 25 Q7s (ESO members only)

Good luck and thankyou for reading
Dante643
Party President of ESO