Epic Plato Gallery
Jack Lantos
A clumsy tourist accidentally splashed his smuggled alcohol on the original Mona Lisa painting, revealing a disturbing hidden layer underneath. This was that last thing he saw before he was killed by the Illuminati to cover up the secret.
He’s gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse – but it’s for one time only! For real this time!
The riddle of the eSphynx:
“What starts with one wall,
Then does not have any wall,
Then has four separate walls?”
I did not believe in superstitions, but then I saw the fabled “bad moon of Plato” and the next thing I knew, my family was murdered and I was framed for doing it.
When Plato was assimilated into the Borg collective, it was the end. The end of the Borg race, that is.
Plato loves to wear his money-print shirt and dollar-sign medallion. He is wearing his euro-sign medallion too, but you don’t want to know where.
The most hyper-inflated currency in the world needed an appropriate face.
Plato has been prototyping the new Q7 Toilet Seat. He has enjoyed it so much that he now spends most of his time inside of it. Unfortunately this means the Toilet Seat industry will not be ready on schedule to be added into the economy this year.
Accept an offer of pills from a strange man who is convinced that this reality is merely some kind of virtual world? Sure! Why not!
Gotta buy 'em all!
Brotip: if they want to recruit you to a virtual world it is probably not a good sign.
More special offers from Plato?
Shout for all to enjoy:
Epic Plato Gallery
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2422895/1/20
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hahah
nice pokemon i hope Plato feel it
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Who's that pokemon ?
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xaxaxa very nice work
hahahahaha
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LMAO
I was amused by this, and then I found it sad that I was amused by this. I think I've been here too long...
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suuureee
Glorious
Great collection, belongs to the eMuseum. 🙂
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lol V!
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kalooooooooooo lol!!!!
have to vote : D
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τέλειο κανε και αλλα v+
DAMMIT MAN WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE!!!
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