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Emmerich

Day 1,548, 10:42 • Published in Austria Austria

• by Schwrzwolf

Good People of Austria!

Today, Emmerich lost all his power. Only 5 Congressmen supported him in the impeachment, with 32 voting against him. Here he is, getting the cake of defeat:

But don't despair, followers of Emmerich. Even he himself doesn't. Look how happy he looks in this picture. For Emmerich truly knows that nobody can take his imperial fantasies from him. They are his and his alone. So look at him now, speaking to his imaginary friends:

Isn't it a sight to behold? It's understandable that people get highly philosophical thoughts when witnessing all this glory. The one thought coming to me while baking some fresh cakes was:

"How many cakes must a man have eaten, before he is called an Emmerich?"