ELIZABETH JONES COALITION (EJC)
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Elizabeth Jones
Today, I aannounce the forming of the Elizabeth Jones Coalition (EJC) within the Libertarian Party. This coalition will be the basis for reforming our party for the better and hopefully America as well. Together, we will be creating the party that WE believe will be fair and inclusive to all who seek better opportunity to expand their role in the New World. Together, we can reform America and wipe her clean of the thick elitist atmosphere that surrounds us. The establishment has put their will on us for too long. The age of controlling our every action, every vote can no longer apply to our generation. We must stand up and tell these bastards that we are our own person and we will do what we see fit. Anyone can join the EJC, it's not just open to Libertarian party members. Anyone who believe in making our country better are part of our movement.
Reform isn't easy and the elite will not go down without a fight. They will wave little trinkets in your face, giving hope of moving to a better position and standing among your peers. But many do soon realize it's all a ploy in the end. Ask Kara Beth? She realized this fate in the end. She dranked the elitist water and got burned by it. They use you for what you can offer then toss you aside like some cheap trick from Emerick's collection of male hoes. But hey, no one is perfect. We all make bad decisions here and there. As long as we learn from those situations and keep it moving, everything we be just fine. Many of us don't feel the need to give blowjobs our whole erep career, though. Instead, we prefer to be the ones getting the blowjobs from the billions of zombies out there who do what they're told. They have no legs to stand on. We even have zombies in our congress who only vote what someone tells them to vote.
On the biggest economic issue of our time, the raising of Income Tax by 25%, we have congressmen who went and voted YES on raising our taxes because someone told them to.
Really, dude? What was the whole purpose of you running for congress anyway? To be somebody's douchbag? What happen to the good regular folk who run for congress because they believe they can make a difference? Where are they hiding at? The elite are getting out of control. And what's they're reasoning for raising the Income Tax to 25%? To remove USD from the game and force everyone to work in communes. I'm sorry but the number of people who prefer NOT to work in a commune is too damn high for this elitist plan to work. It is not the job of the eUS government to remove USD from the game. The government is already swimming in dough, why do you want more of my money, more of my soul? Don't give the rights to your money away, people! Increasing the Income Tax is failed policy. It will definitely hit new citizens the hardest. It clearly shows the government has no care for citizens with low experience. They want you to find some place to chill out until you're at a level to their standards.
In their view, the most active citizens are ones who are in communes. Everyone else can die. The use of coded language such as Inactive Player or work-train-fight people only has the meaning of low-class. Low-class citizens are too dumb to succeed in erep they way they do. Crony capitalism is running rampant into the sea of eCommunism.
Today, I ask for an open mind and your hand in working together to reform our country. Join the Elizabeth Jones Coalition today to make our country's environment elitist free.
Always fighting for you,
Elizabeth Jones
Shadow President of the Libertarian Party
Leader of the Elizabeth Jones Coalition (EJC)
P.S. My list of congressmen who do not deserve re-election coming soon.
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Your father should have slap you in the face when you where young!
Down with the tax and spend elite!
Down with the tax and spend elite!
Also, you're at 14:59 of your 15 minutes of fame. Better milk it for all its worth EJ.
LMAO...funny Speedcat McNasty. you will have to remove the EJ is QUEEN tattoo from your chest first.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/about-awareness-of-chile-argentina-conflict-1886866/1/20
Did I just get insulted or am I reading it wrong?
"Crony capitalism is running rampant into the sea of eCommunism." Love that line. I have no idea what it means, but I love it.
Not at all, Kara Beth. Not at all. You are an example of many to come who are turning their backs this elitist establishment. I hold you in high honor.
I'm sure to end up on the list of Congressmen you think doesn't deserve re-election.
absolutely. you voted for the Income Tax hike.
and you had to nerve to call yourself a common man.
This will be mention on tonight show
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-70-series-finale-1887101/1/20
The hell did I just read.
@EJ
KRIA IS OUR KWEEN!
Also i didn't read. Text is too long.
Speaking on behalf of the Libertarian Party....
THIS CHICK IS NUTS!
And once again, (s)he does not represent the Libertarian Party in any way, shape, or fashion.
itt: for a list of the Leadership of the Libertarian Party - http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-intermission-know-your-leadership--1883948/1/20
Populism at its finest.
Although you are trying to make a demon out of people who want the best for the country, I appreciate the effort you put into it, as well as the rhetoric.
Sadly, nothing will change the fact that active new players get compensated for all the taxes they pay at a rate strictly above 100%
This is comedy gold.
Voted.
i want to join you, because you are like a festival...
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interesting... despite how others are replying, you have their attention (and mine). can you tell us what EJC actually is? i didn't get it in the article. my plan is simple: NEVER RE-ELECT ANYONE OR RE-ELECT THE PLAYER WITH THE LEAST MEDALS IN THE OFFICE HE'S RUNNING FOR.
if this catches on then newer and lower-level players can be encouraged to run for office by just being themselves and applying their own ideas to policy instead of crawling on their hands and knees to this one-party system. all players can have fun doing what they want! imagine that!
no offense portc, i admire anyone who does what they feel in their heart is right for all players instead of bending over for the EC.
http://tinyurl.com/4xxgahx
Heya Ajay. This multi hasn't been banned yet? Impressive.
not a multi, duh
@captain33
zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sorry Elizabeth, I take everything back : (
captain33 is the most handsome man ever to grace the face of the earth. Just saying..
lmao
Speaking on behalf of the Libertarian Party....
This is delusional on the psychiatric level, in any case,
He does not represent the Libertarian Party in any way, shape, or fashion.
itt: for a list of the Leadership of the Libertarian Party - http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-intermission-know-your-leadership--1883948/1/20
Down with the tax and spend elite!
Voted; this article is well woven, even if not entirely accurate it does effectively demonstrate the two feuding camps regarding the issue of eTaxation.
@Kemal: This is not about demonizing the people who work to protect our eNation; this is about protecting our citizens from a government oligopoly attempting to bilk the public for too much too quickly. As a member of the Original EC whom dealt with eTaxation I encourage you to support returning Income taxes to 15% forthwith.
ELIZABETH JONES NEEDS TO CALL WWW AND TALK TO PORTCOLUMBUS:
347-324-3528
!CHAIN SHOUT!
I agree with the sentiment, too bad it's written by a third rate troll posing as a woman.
He's not leadership, he's done nothing for the party at all and he's just here to serve his lord Pizza the Hut, who would rather run unopposed in Party elections because he hates freedom.
0 Income TAX! DXJack for Texas Congress! Some Call my plan for 0 income tax radical, well i say the radicals have been in control of congress for too long.
s0beit, jump off a bridge, sir. Your slander looks bad on no one but yourself.
I serve no one but myself and the good people of America. You and the rest of the zombies can continue giving blowjobs for a living.
You never disputed this:
"In their view, the most active citizens are ones who are in communes. Everyone else can die. The use of coded language such as Inactive Player or work-train-fight people only has the meaning of low-class. Low-class citizens are too dumb to succeed in erep they way they do."
It's true, you can't succeed without a party and MU, or without writing and reading. i.e. you are trying to succeed by writing and spouting propaganda, thus, you are not a "low-class" citizen. In fact, you're the only one to describe them as "low-class", we just go with casual players or two-clickers.
Sure is terrible elitism up in here.
Inactive player is another word for low-class. No need to sugar-coat, I call it how I see it.
I don't spread propaganda, I spread my opinions and thoughts. Thats what respectable, hard-working, "two-clicking" players like myself do.
Propaganda is presenting a puppet congress as true representatives of the people.
I don't think you know what "two-clicking" means.
Two clicks. Work. Train. Not a care in the world.
oh please. it's sad that you are blinded by your elitist ways. A true common man would have noticed the discouraging, put-down language he speaks.
I will be running in Ohio as one of the elite who do not deserve to be returned to Congress. So if you agree with Pizza the Hut II here, please do not vote for me. Any friend of PtH is not a friend of mine.
Pure Comedy Gold. The true Libertarian Party members will see straight through this sham, thankfully.
^^^So says an elitist congressmember who voted to raise your taxes!
Are you Pizza the Hut?
I believe I've answered this question more than enough times. The answer will remain the same.
No, I'm not Pizza the Hut.
Anyone who thinks otherwise needs to show proof of their accusations.
No proof = Zombie
EJ = PTH multi
EJ = PTH multi
Daaaaamn... woman! Go make me a sandwich
^ LOL
Please Read: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/pizza-elitism-and-the-game-a-manifesto-for-everyone-1887440/1/20
oh yeah, and "dranked"? You are aware that drank is already in the past tense, there was absolutely no need to add the ed....
I added the "ed" cuz i felt like it.
Questioning grammar shows how far you will go. Grasping at straws I see.
I don't know what "Grasping at straws" even means....I wasn't mocking you over grammar, I was simply pointing out an error so you could fix it. Yes, I could have pointed it out more kindly but today I'm not in a good mood.
The reasons I don't like you are clear and evident from the above posts of others and the article I posted pointing out the flaws in this article.
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Elizabeth Jones told me to jump off of a bridge ^^
Such lady-like behavior.