Today, I aannounce the forming of the Elizabeth Jones Coalition (EJC) within the Libertarian Party. This coalition will be the basis for reforming our party for the better and hopefully America as well. Together, we will be creating the party that WE believe will be fair and inclusive to all who seek better opportunity to expand their role in the New World. Together, we can reform America and wipe her clean of the thick elitist atmosphere that surrounds us. The establishment has put their will on us for too long. The age of controlling our every action, every vote can no longer apply to our generation. We must stand up and tell these bastards that we are our own person and we will do what we see fit. Anyone can join the EJC, it's not just open to Libertarian party members. Anyone who believe in making our country better are part of our movement.
Reform isn't easy and the elite will not go down without a fight. They will wave little trinkets in your face, giving hope of moving to a better position and standing among your peers. But many do soon realize it's all a ploy in the end. Ask Kara Beth? She realized this fate in the end. She dranked the elitist water and got burned by it. They use you for what you can offer then toss you aside like some cheap trick from Emerick's collection of male hoes. But hey, no one is perfect. We all make bad decisions here and there. As long as we learn from those situations and keep it moving, everything we be just fine. Many of us don't feel the need to give blowjobs our whole erep career, though. Instead, we prefer to be the ones getting the blowjobs from the billions of zombies out there who do what they're told. They have no legs to stand on. We even have zombies in our congress who only vote what someone tells them to vote.
On the biggest economic issue of our time, the raising of Income Tax by 25%, we have congressmen who went and voted YES on raising our taxes because someone told them to.
Really, dude? What was the whole purpose of you running for congress anyway? To be somebody's douchbag? What happen to the good regular folk who run for congress because they believe they can make a difference? Where are they hiding at? The elite are getting out of control. And what's they're reasoning for raising the Income Tax to 25%? To remove USD from the game and force everyone to work in communes. I'm sorry but the number of people who prefer NOT to work in a commune is too damn high for this elitist plan to work. It is not the job of the eUS government to remove USD from the game. The government is already swimming in dough, why do you want more of my money, more of my soul? Don't give the rights to your money away, people! Increasing the Income Tax is failed policy. It will definitely hit new citizens the hardest. It clearly shows the government has no care for citizens with low experience. They want you to find some place to chill out until you're at a level to their standards.
In their view, the most active citizens are ones who are in communes. Everyone else can die. The use of coded language such as Inactive Player or work-train-fight people only has the meaning of low-class. Low-class citizens are too dumb to succeed in erep they way they do. Crony capitalism is running rampant into the sea of eCommunism.
Today, I ask for an open mind and your hand in working together to reform our country. Join the Elizabeth Jones Coalition today to make our country's environment elitist free.
Always fighting for you,
Shadow President of the Libertarian Party
Leader of the Elizabeth Jones Coalition (EJC)
P.S. My list of congressmen who do not deserve re-election coming soon.
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