Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
As I'm sure many of you are aware, John Jay has decided to leave himself on the ballot for this month's Presidential election...despite losing the unity process that all the parties agreed to use. Why, nobody can say (and Jay refuses to do so).
He has now, according to his Party Vice President Oblige, stated that he will only drop out of the race if I admit to 'election rigging'. He somehow thinks that I have the power to get the Federalist Party and the American Military Party to do whatever I want. I wish I did, because then I would have far fewer headaches in this game, but it simply isn't the case.
I'm not sure why he thinks I can do these things, I know he has it in his head that I'm running multis to vote in the party primaries...but I barely logged into my own account over the holiday, let alone dozens of others. When I saw that he wasn't even spending any time campaigning in AMP (probably because he thought he would walk to a win), I knew fingerguns was going to win that party. She had support from some of their party leadership who went to bat for her as well...Jay had Haliman's support, but I'm not sure he tried to campaign at all, just complained about the results.
For the record, John Jay lost the AMP 38 to 12. That is a twenty-six vote margin. If I was even HALF of fingerguns votes (and that would be a lot of effort to do without detection), he still would have lost. Hell, rounding up due to decimals and she still beats him by one vote if I was TWO-THIRDS of her votes (and there is no way you can even come close to making that case when so many of her votes were long time AMP members and party leadership).
The simple fact is, unless John Jay can go negative...he has nothing to say. Nothing to stand for. Nothing to offer. You can’t go negative against fingerguns. She’s like ligtreb Jr. She is as pure as you can get in this game without being delusional.
Now, I know you're not going to take MY word for this, so I'll invite DrLuis to comment on this article to state that he checked each and every primary voter in AMP for evidence of being a multi, as I'm told by more than one AMP member that he was the person given this task. If you don't trust me, you can surely trust him...he doesn't really even like me all that much, no way he would outright lie on my behalf.
Jay never had a shot in USWP, and fingerguns is basically a God in the Federalist Party...so claiming anything was 'rigged' there is silly. The battleground was the AMP, and he gave up there before things really got started by way of his inactivity.
The point of this article is to respond to John Jay personally, and publicly. I didn't cheat in this election, nor did fingerguns. She wouldn't, and I knew I didn't have to even consider it (I'm not going to lie and say there aren't cases in which I wouldn't, because nobody would believe me even if I did).
You lost because you didn't try, Jay. Your sense of entitlement made you lazy, and you lost before the election even began. Now, be a man and do what you know you should. You lost, drop out. If you had won and fingerguns was still on the ballot, you'd be demanding she drop off in the name of unity...so why won't you?
This, America, is the definition of a 'sore loser'. I lost more than one Presidential election before I won one, but I never sunk so low as to throw a tantrum and put the country in jeopardy. So, thanks for once again proving that you are the lowest of the low, Jay. Say hi to Navy for me while you're digging around down in the mud for your dignity.
To everyone else, I am, as always
Yours in Service,
~just another guy
At the time of publication, Jay and I were having a chat on IRC, this is what was said up to the moment I hit PUBLISH. I edited out the words that would get the article pulled..the were 'vulgar'.
13:58 Pfeiffer https://docs.google.com/document/d/1r3VJJLcylgEiHIA7k_0mgR5u7aMO0MeUWGKeT6xP1yc/edit
13:58 Pfeiffer I'll publish it once I check the commas
13:59 Pfeiffer have a good day, <expletive>
14:00 John_Jay that isnt very nice pfeiffer.
14:01 John_Jay yeah, no
14:01 John_Jay rewrite
14:01 Pfeiffer too bad
14:01 Pfeiffer that's the truth
14:01 Pfeiffer deal with it buddy
14:01 John_Jay no it isnt
14:01 Pfeiffer I don't care if you don't believe me
14:01 John_Jay so yeah
14:01 Pfeiffer everyone else does
14:01 John_Jay rewrite
14:01 Pfeiffer enjoy <expletive> over the country
14:02 Pfeiffer that article is going out in a minute
14:02 Pfeiffer you're going to be right under Ajay on the list of people everyone hates
14:02 John_Jay then the blame shifts to you
14:02 John_Jay good day
14:02 Pfeiffer not even one bit
14:02 Pfeiffer you're such a little <expletive>
14:02 Pfeiffer it's hilarious
14:03 John_Jay xD
14:03 John_Jay this is typical for you pfeiffer
14:03 John_Jay cant do the right thing, so you start name calling
14:04 Pfeiffer yes, I'm the one not doing the right thing
14:04 Pfeiffer hit that on the head
14:04 Pfeiffer Congress is stripping you of any authority you'll have if you end up President
14:05 Pfeiffer you will literally be the most hated and least effective President ever
14:05 Pfeiffer I'll let Haliman know he can pass over the crown
Edit: Jay finally dropped after being smacked around by basically the entire country for the day...I'm going to leave this up to remind everyone what a load of bull this was, and how big a derp he always has been.
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