Election Results are "in"

Day 1,506, 09:43 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps

Department of Politics
Day 1,506 of the New World
4 January 2012

16 Shells declares Oblige the winner for PoTUS January 5, 2012!

With 0% of precincts reporting, and

0% of the popular vote counted, and

0% of the "electoral vote" amassed (work with me here, ok?)...

16 Shells is projecting that Federalist Candidate Oblige has won the CP elections and is the next President of the eUnited States of America.



Thanks to the recent Real Life Iowa Caucuses, polling data has never been more accurate in determining a winner based on a limited collection of results.

But using the latest technology, new math, and 16 Shells' own proprietary election results analyzer (known as "the disgronificationizer"), it can be stated unequivocally that Oblige has proven victorious.


In light of Oblige's victory, 16 Shells is STRONGLY RECOMMENDING that voters cast their vote for Gulden Draak.




It is a matter of national security that Gulden Draak finish in second place behind Oblige. As the only other sensible candidate among those who received party endorsements, it is important that if Oblige were impeached or banned from the game, Gulden Draak be the second place candidate (who would automatically become PoTUS.)


So 16 Shells is heartily endorsing that you cast your vote for Gulden Draak.


And meanwhile, in case you hadn't noticed, there is no better Militia choice for you than Easy Company.

16 Shells has compared every Militia and it is determined that the fastest pathway to military strength and independence is Easy Company.

So consider joining EZC today.

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Have we mentioned how important it is for you to cast your vote for Gulden Draak tomorrow?

Ok, good.



You may now return to your regularly scheduled clicking