A enetwork eadministrator, a esystems eengineer and an eIT eDirector were walking through a ecity epark and they find an eantique oil elamp. They rub it and a eGenie comes out in a puff of esmoke. The eGenie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says the esystems eengineer. "I want to be in the eBahamas, driving a espeedboat with a gorgeous ewoman." Poof! He's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the enetwork eadministrator. "I want to be in eHawaii, relaxing on the beach with a eprofessional volleyball eplayer on one side and a eMai Tai on the other." Poof! She's gone. "You're next," the eGenie says to the eIT eDirector. The eIT eDirector says, "I want those two back at their edesk after lunch."
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