Easy Company Wants You
Gnilraps
EZC Journal
Day 1,462 of the New World
21 November 2011
I am going to skip the hype.
All I will do is share some facts with you about Easy Company Militia. I hope to make you jealous enough to join.
>Our Daily Orders are up by 0300 eRep time every day, sometimes sooner to accomodate our International and East Coast members.
>Our Daily Orders stay current throughout the day thanks to very active Leadership.
>Our Daily Orders are in sync with the National Security Council and the Department of Defense.
>Our Daily Orders remain active until reset to accomodate our international and West Coast members.
>Our Supplies are available to ALL members who work in a commune.
>We supply via online GoogleDocs and do NOT require IRC.
>We supply many times daily - you rarely wait long for supplies.
>We supply every communed soldier 7 tanks per day, 15 tanks on Fridays.
>We supply every communed soldier enough Q5 food for two full fight rounds daily:
--30x2 if your Town Center is Q1-2,
--40x2 if your TC is Q3-4,
--and 55x2 if your TC is Q5.
>That's 57 tanks per week and up to 110 Q5 food per day.
>We supply as soon as you take your job - there is no waiting period.
>We run 6 fully staffed Brazilian Communes which produce at 100% bonus.
>Our Captains are friendly, fun, and creative.
>Our community does have IRC and we have our own offsite Forum.
>We are connected with the Federalist Party which lends us stability and credibility.
>We host daily weapons giveaways for those who choose to get involved in our community activities.
>We will help you negotiate your Mercenary Medal by shouting meaningful battles involving non-enemies of the eUSA.
>We are open to members of ANY political party, including those who are not members of a party at all.
>We recruit into leadership anyone who shows activity and interest in our community.
>We are not biased toward players simply because they are heavier hitters.
>We have heavy hitters who make our involvement in battles meaningful.
>We have brand new Citizens who are just getting started.
>We have a storied history that reaches all the way back to Operation Polish Sausage over 700 days ago.
>We want you.
We have a few "rules" which are in place to safeguard the quality of EZC Membership.
1: We frown on asshole behaviour.
2: We smile on activity.
3: We do not require you to fight as long as you work.
4: We do not require you to work as long as you fight.
5: We love it if you do both.
If you are interested in joining, there are two ways to do it.
1: My preference is that you send me a Friend Request and a Personal Message indicating your interest (or just a PM if we are already friends). This way can "invite" you into the Regiment that suits you best.
2: You can just go to our MU home page and join. We can always move you to a different Regiment later.
3: While supplies last, I am offering a sign-on Bonus - a bigass pile of Low-Q Food... You won't be dissapoint.
16 Shells endorses:
The Book of Jude the undead hippie.
Voice of America
Non-dip-shit kooguys' kooguy's fire
Chae Dee Business
Meet the Press
Department of Defense Orders
The WHPR
eNPR
The Treasure Map
Allied War Report
and getting your butt into a military unit.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled clicking
Comments
I have been in EZC twice.
It was fun.
EZC is better than ever kooguy.
Friendly, fun, and creative captains indeed! 😉
EZC FTW!
Voted!
HAIL EZC!!
I was ezc way back in v1 days, good times.
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I've never been in EZC, but I know how great they are! Keep it up Guys! (and gals) 😃
o7
EZC is doing better than it was for a long time. The only question I have is if the rule that the EZC CO must be a Federalist is still in place? Capping advancement based on politics has literally been my only beef with EZC.
I'd join if I wasn't with my party.
@HA, yes, CO must be a Fed.
I've never been EZ, but frequently "Wanted"
I was in EZ for a short time and was also in SFP simultaneously.
nom nom nom
Easy is awesome, come check us out.
EZC is fun, rewarding, and helpful to newer players. I don't ever regret joining.
Right Pfeiffer, because there have been SO MANY UM CO's who have not been USWP.
Sheesh.
Ahh. . .your pardon, didn't you mean not Pfeiffer?
The USWP promotes from within based on who sucks up enough to its EB. Those who dont play politics find themselves in other MU's or sit stagnant while the people who do brownnose skyrocket up the chain of command or party ranks.
Nothing new though.
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mehh who wants to do work for a video game, let the butt kissers have it.
6 brazilian communes? That means every worker produces 20 tanks a day, yet you give them only 7? Where's the rest going? Are you that inefficient?
EZC has great brass. The CO and Captains update orders very often.
All players are well supplied.
@leewas, let's be smart about this. 20 x 6= 120, 120/7= almost 23. We have way more than 23 people. And that's for one worker at each commune. Multiply by 5. We have more than 115 people. Don't forget to mention that we give out 15 every Friday, so we have to be safe and save the tanks. So let's be smart about this.
EZC for life!
no leewas. 2 of those communes are Manufacturing, 4 are WRM.
Blah, blah, blah.
Congratz, EZC. Keep up the good work.
Pfeiffer, go crawl back under yer rock and bug people on the forum.
Since Anon seems to be disbanding, I might as well give it a shot. Sounds pretty swell.
Yeah Chae Dee. It is fun.
Voted and I'll give it a shot
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Just saw this again.
@gnilraps - It just worked out that way...but Avruch was originally offered the CO job when we merged into the military and he was a Lib at the time. It's not a RULE, never was, never will be.
EZC is certainly the place to be