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eAlaska, Roughin' It
I would just like to let everybody know now, I will not be attempting to run for congress until eAlaska is back in American hands. When that occurs(and it will occur!) I will transfer from the Army to the Guard and run in Alaska.
If I was running this month, here is what my platform would be(at least what I would support):
1. Fortress the Washington/Alaska American bottleneck(Post reclamation)(And that means fortress ONE of those 2 states, preferably Washington because Alaska would give us better warning time to prepare troops to fight for Washington).
2. Fortress Texas
3. Income Taxes are fine, quit itchin'
4. More public input to congress(Transparency)
5. Any questions?
6.Also, I would put more time into this if I was actually running......
As most politicians, I am a follower of faith. I will now say a brief prayer.
Our Raptor,
Whose art is /h/entai,
shopped be Thy face;
Thy donations come,
Thy posts be done
in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven.
Give us this day our daily Bridget
and forgive us our trolling
as we forgive those who troll against us,
and lead us not into f**g*try,
but deliver us from /fur/ries
In the name of the Longcat, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,
Amen.
-Ardez

If I was running this month, here is what my platform would be(at least what I would support):
1. Fortress the Washington/Alaska American bottleneck(Post reclamation)(And that means fortress ONE of those 2 states, preferably Washington because Alaska would give us better warning time to prepare troops to fight for Washington).
2. Fortress Texas
3. Income Taxes are fine, quit itchin'

4. More public input to congress(Transparency)
5. Any questions?
6.Also, I would put more time into this if I was actually running......
As most politicians, I am a follower of faith. I will now say a brief prayer.
Our Raptor,
Whose art is /h/entai,
shopped be Thy face;
Thy donations come,
Thy posts be done
in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven.
Give us this day our daily Bridget
and forgive us our trolling
as we forgive those who troll against us,
and lead us not into f**g*try,
but deliver us from /fur/ries
In the name of the Longcat, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,
Amen.
-Ardez


Voted and sub'd purely for the prayer.