Grandma's Already Dead *updated*

Day 840, 09:11 Published in Canada Canada by Jacobi
Update

You know, I'm going to admit an error in my figures, unfortunately.

It seems instead of double over the international average, we are merely 40-50% over the international average. Most countries pay about 0.003 gold per unit in grain whereas Canada has two companies at 0.0039 and a few more at 0.0041 and 0.0045. I will ignore that 21 of the 26 companies on the market today are indeed selling at triple the international average. After all, they are on their way to being shutdown or are already.

So maybe my work here is done? There are only 6 competitive grain companies left in Canada. In a country of maybe 2500 semi-active workers that equals to about 2.4% of the active worker population.

Yeah, sorry folks. Looks like the grain industry is already dead


The grain industry is a 90 year old patient in chronic and irreversible pain, kept alive on a life support generator and medication. Its best years are behind it, and all the future brings is inevitable death on the bed of some retirement home in agony. The only question is when. Will it be in the end of days with everything else at the beginning of V2? Or will it be sooner?

Unfortunately for the pain that the grain industry goes through every day it has a large number of family members (rea😛 grain industry owners) that fondly remember the days of profitability and can't let go of the past to see the present. When some doctor (read government) says from time to time that it might be time to pull the plug, the chorus of family members rings far and wide!

&quot😉on't kill my grandma!"

But the grain industry is not a human being, and so the arguments of hysterical emotion, attacks of credibility and fudged numbers that we see every time this came up try to cover up the simple truth: There is no logical reason why the grain industry in Canada should exist.

When you look at the information put up by the proponents of the grain industry, you'll notice chicken little style gloom and doom with lots of predictions but precious few facts. And then statements that are completely erroneous like that 1/3rd the Canadian population is employed in Grain. They also have brought up that I own a food company. As an aside, funny how I was President of the country for 6 months and Congressman for four and yet I never ever tried to get preferential treatment for the food industry like what grain has. But even so, that company still exists as a favor to a couple friends who still play, if you look at the wellness levels of the people who work there and the amount of people who actually do, you'll know that this argument has nothing to do with me and everything to do with the facts.

Grain in Canada is three times more expensive than it is in Poland, double the international average, and thus could never hope to compete efficiently in a Canada with anything resembling free trade. As TaiwanPanda pointed out in Congress, some Polish companies at the moment could even compete in Canada with a 99% import tariff! Economic specialization is the key to Canada's future in a world where we are a much lower % of the total erepublik population. We have to work with our strengths and focus our efforts on being the best in the world in a few categories, not with a population of 6000 attempt to do everything at once. Grain is never going to be a strength for Canada in V1 because we are much better in wood and diamonds when it comes to competing internationally. If those industries didn't exist, we would be able to have a grain industry that could survive without a full body cast paid for by Canadians. They do exist though, and their existence means that we have to make a choice: either we continue to prop up the grain industry at the expense of everyone or we make the rational decision and cease subsidizing failure. I leave the grain industry with this: you are the only industry in Canada that could never make a profit unless the rest of us were subsidizing you 100%. Every Canadian citizen pays more than our international counterparts just for you. You need to tell us why you're so special that we need to keep doing it.

Finally, while I might have had pity on grain companies in November or June or in any of the other times that the issue of grain industry arose because of the "massive amount of gold invested." I don't feel that way anymore. V2 is at most a couple months away, and when it occurs every single grain company will cease to exist and regardless of whether its making a gold a day or mothballed, each and every one of those grain companies will be worth exactly the same in conversion. Yes, if you mothball your company because it cannot compete, you might be out of profit for the 6 or so weeks from now until Armageddon. But since that was profit you're making exclusively because of your preferential treatment, you will not see any tears shed from me.

Jacobi
Director of the Canadian Finance Department