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DON'T BE A GOAT

11 Day 819, 22:36 Canada
Seriously. Nobody likes goats.

I encourage all vets to think for themselves, and not to blindly follow the new people because they tell you too. Just because they say its the right thing to do...doesnt make it the right thing to do for YOU....only them, and Chuck Norris. And if it's the right thing for Chuck Norris, it better goddamn well be the right thing for you.

If they tell you they cant give you a raise for at least a week.....do a barrel roll.....barrel rolls solve everything.



Avoid the sexy rebel, he'll get you shot by the CIA.


AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:

WAIT FOR IT....

ALMOST THERE....

JUST A LITTLE FURTHER....

ONE MORE ALL-CAP MESSAGE DOWN

ONE MORE ALL-CAP MESSAGE UP


Now that I have successfully distracted you, you will find that your pocket is devoid of your wallet.


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I wish everyone a good week and join the PRS or you're a mindless goat.

 
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saltydog
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saltydog Day 819, 22:40

MUST
JOIN
PEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPPE

 
jbdivinus
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jbdivinus Day 819, 22:44

Wonderful article dom

 
TaiwanPanda
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TaiwanPanda Day 819, 22:54

I'm a Panda

 
PopandLock
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PopandLock Day 820, 01:14

wow...le sigh

 
TemujinBC
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TemujinBC Day 820, 01:26

I Enjoy Goats.

 
Dycey Farley
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Dycey Farley Day 820, 02:24

I ate goat once ... it was in a stew at a Tibetan restaurant. They substituted the goat because they'd run out of yak. I probably should have ordered the chicken.

 
Dr.Pain
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Dr.Pain Day 820, 06:48

I ate goat once and it was suprisingly delicate.

 
Monk Penman
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Monk Penman Day 820, 11:34

I'm a vegan, so you guys can eat sh*t if you want to... and die younger than you need to. The dirty little secret is that sheep and goats might have a disease called scrapies, and sheep are OFTEN fed to cattle, which develop a version of the disease called bovine spongiform encephalopathy, otherwise known as mad cow disease, which is related to a disease that affects humans, called Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (CJD, likely related to eating meat. Enjoy your steak!

 
saltydog
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saltydog Day 820, 12:38

MMMMMMM I LOVE EATING ANIMALS

 
Gofarman
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Gofarman Day 820, 13:58

Lol, I eat moose no scrapies for me.

Sounds like you shouldn't be a vegan, sounds like you should only eat wild meat. No offense, but vegans are self righteous pussies.

(see what I did there? I said no offense and then insulted him, hehe)

 
Gofarman
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Gofarman Day 820, 13:58

Oh and be a goat. Goats are neat.