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Don't Panic: A Federalist Guide to Congress

Day 1,800, 14:54 Published in USA USA by Paul Proteus
This article is written as Party President of the Federalist Party


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CLICK HERE TO VOTE FEDS

Hey Feds, Party President here to let you know that it’s that time of the month again~

As the 25th approaches, so does Congress. Now, last month we got in 9 Feds into Congress, this month I only expect to do better. So, follow this simple guide of what to do on the 25th and we’ll have a Fedtastic Congress

Don’t Panic: A Federalist’s Guide to Congress



CLEVER GRAPHIC HERE

So tomorrow Congress elections take place, I’m going to be concise here, and list to you approximately 20 reasons to vote Federalist





Last few of those are blockers, but excellent candidates amirite?

Also a quick moment to explain why some candidates aren’t on the ballot, due to unexpected Admin derping, apparently regions do matter still insofar as those candidated in regions lost no longer show up on the ballot >_> Which sucks, but at least now we all know. Next time Slade ;)

In any case, I am Proud (and obligatorily Horny) that the Feds are fielding such fine candidates this month, all of them will make great Congress Critters

In Conclusion:
VOTE FEDERALIST for integrity, unity, and pride/horniness in Congress

VOTE FOR THE FEDERALIST PARTY HERE


Special thanks to Ramilas for being a badass image wizard


And sorry Feds if I’ve been writing a little less and not as active on the forums these past few days (though I certainly have still been on IRC plenty), I’ve just been a bit sick, but don’t worry, I guarantee 100% of my free time will return to Fed-related activites ;) Love you guys


An Exercise in Transparency



As you may have noticed, I’ve tried to be an extremely transparent Party President, and I think to an extent I’ve succeeded.
On a related note, keep your eyes open for another Federalist Party meeting, I know we’ve missed a few but I haven’t given up on this idea by any means.
ANYWAY, continuing this, our amazing Party Media Director Malarkey has made a “Fed Survey” for you guys to fill out.



So, click here or the image above to grade your party leadership, your responses will be made public either on the forums or in a Fed Press





Remember to join us on our Forums and IRC whether you are a party member or not, we'll be glad to talk with you.

And subscribe to The Federalist Press for important Party updates:

Click on the shiny picture above ;)


That's all,
Stay Sexy Feds,

 

Comments

Jefferson Locke
Jefferson Locke Day 1,800, 15:00

07 sir, We're gonna rock the vote tomorrow!

bigcdizzle
bigcdizzle Day 1,800, 15:03

Awesome stuff.

p/h

Jetsmets
Jetsmets Day 1,800, 15:04

That list makes me feel so P/H

Rican
Rican Day 1,800, 15:12

votado

Albus
Albus Day 1,800, 15:14

v

Tiacha
Tiacha Day 1,800, 15:29

p/h

Unbias
Unbias Day 1,800, 15:30

good stuffs.. lets kick it.

fingerguns
fingerguns Day 1,800, 16:12

VOTE FED!!!!!!

BellezaNacional
BellezaNacional Day 1,800, 16:16

votado

Mike Schmittson
Mike Schmittson Day 1,800, 17:12

Proud = Horny

Horny = Eager

Eager = Want to vote nowwwwww

Legit though, Vote Feds!

AlexJ1890
AlexJ1890 Day 1,800, 18:35

P/H!

DMV3
DMV3 Day 1,800, 20:10

So damn proud
So damn horny

Radigast
Radigast Day 1,800, 20:57

eAmerica is serbian colony.
Long live Serbia !
Others can serve serbian masters and kiss serbian boots !
VICTORY !

Malpazar
Malpazar Day 1,800, 21:20

Voted Hard

Kishvier
Kishvier Day 1,800, 21:53

Voted!

Astraeus II
Astraeus II Day 1,800, 21:58

P/H

EnterAwesome
EnterAwesome Day 1,800, 22:55

EnterAwesome's Approval of Awesome

logamac
logamac Day 1,800, 00:39

WOOP WOOP time to get votes. Sorry UI've had my cup of coffee

Kara Beth
Kara Beth Day 1,800, 00:48

Voted

Capt.Wolf
Capt.Wolf Day 1,801, 08:01

Meow.

AlBrave
AlBrave Day 1,801, 09:53

Voted the Federalist Party

Ramilas
Ramilas Day 1,801, 12:58

Voted and thanks for the shout out! I hope to have more eye candies available soon.

Twon2012
Twon2012 Day 1,801, 13:46

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/its-all-about-money-2144050/1/20
Don't vote Feds they are average, and average doesn't mean shit.

Suzuki Ryosuke
Suzuki Ryosuke Day 1,801, 15:56

The most FAIL list ever!!!

Paul Proteus
Paul Proteus Day 1,801, 16:12

o__o

Calling this list fail or average is a crime against intelligent people everywhere

Twon2012
Twon2012 Day 1,801, 18:55

It's fun to make Feds cry

Twon2012
Twon2012 Day 1,801, 19:00

P.S its called a joke relax don't call freedom of speech a crime, thats an insult to everyone is America, and eAmerica (which includes intelligent people) lol

Suzuki Ryosuke
Suzuki Ryosuke Day 1,802, 09:50

@ Paul

Such kind of moronic intelligence, keep it ALL YOURS!!!

It is exactly what I am fighting against...!

bigcdizzle
bigcdizzle Day 1,802, 12:35

@PROFHTHS

Ok, I don't get it. You hate the PTO'ers, but you also hate everyone else. You hate the Feds, even though you are a Fed......Who would YOU like to see up there?

Paul Proteus
Paul Proteus Day 1,804, 15:11

It's alright guys,

Peeps be jelly

 
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