DoD orders June 28 (Day 1316; updated 11:45 eRep) North and South Dakota

Day 1,315, 00:38 Published in USA USA by USA Department of Defense

My Fellow Americans,

Please move to Spain and fight for the Resistance in North Dakota.

If you cannot move, please fight in South Dakota.

Special Instructions: Because of new changes, you can fight more than once per day. Fighting every six hours allows you to fight three times a day with relative ease. You should fight all your fights when you wake up, then again when you get home from work/school (or just six hours later if you don't have school/work), and one last time before you go to bed. By doing this you increase your damage three fold, and triple your ability to defend the eUSA.

If you need to move between the USA and any other country, use Mexico as the go between.

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Signed,

Glove
President of the United States of America

Avruch
Secretary of Defense

Bradley Reala
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff


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